It’s that time of year! Your computer has crashed so many times that its like Y2K all over again, Canvas continues to collectively lose its shit and students are exercising their last shreds of freewill by roasting the living hell out of their professors through course evaluations.
Read MoreArtistic, Community-Building, Horny--these are only a handful of the many words that one can use to describe the daily happenings at FSU’s infamous Askew Student Life Center.
Read MoreWith the wafting scents of $15 gourmet hotdogs and Boomerang Instagram stories of that one Ferris wheel, it’s clear that the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival has arrived.
Read MoreIn all senses of the phrase, Florida State’s football team played themselves once again in this weekend’s Spring Game.
Read MoreIt seems that we students are constantly presented with the daunting task of deciding what classes to take next semester as we further ruin our lives.
Read MoreSome of the nation’s greatest rivalries are attributed to institutions like Army versus Navy or Michigan versus Ohio State, but both pale in comparison to the rivalry at what is the considered to be the oldest continuous site of higher education in the state of Florida: FSU’s University Ambassadors and Orientation Leaders.
Read MoreThe Big Event, known only for being really large, has inspired the students of FSU, TCC and FAMU to give back to their community.
Read MoreThe walk from Woodward Garage to HCB has evolved from avoiding thot-hating bible thumper to dodging petitioners with clipboards asking people to sign a multicolored sheet with big buzzwords like "equity" and "I'm getting paid $15 an hour to bother you."
Read MoreWith enrollment officially opening up once again, it's time for advisors to disapprovingly look at rising seniors who show a scary 56% completed on their academic maps and still haven't managed to fulfill their ENC2135 requirements.
Read MoreThe change in seasons marks warm weather, that rash on your inner thighs coming back and the oncoming threat of nature’s most threatening pollinators.
Read MoreIf it wasn't obvious from the number of uplifting posts circulating through social media, International Women’s Day was on Friday, March 8! In commemoration of the holiday, students' eyes were visually assaulted by gaggles of anti-abortion protesters screening graphic, alleged abortion videos on Landis Green and Legacy Walk.
Read MoreAs the semester slowly crawls its miserable way toward the promised land that is summer, FSU’s graduating class has been getting antsy to up and leave this brick jungle we call home.
Read MoreOdds are, a majority of students will be forced to purchase a glorious and incredibly used iClicker for attendance points during their time at Florida State University.
Read MoreAfter months of preparation and fundraising, Dance Marathon at FSU finally reached the end of its weekend of dancing and gong smashing for $2.2 million, which, as a lotto jackpot would leave you wanting more, but it's definitely enough to save some sick children.
Read MoreBetween the gallons of prop hairspray, plus-sized hijinks and the sultry tones of Mark Ziegler as “The Voice of the News Broadcaster,” FSU’s School of Theatre was able to transport viewers back to 1962, a time when being black or fat was taken as a sign of inferiority, unlike how it totally still isn’t today.
Read MoreTime to rev up those voter cards and then put them away again because nobody is actually paying attention to this student-ran election
Read MoreIn a turn of events that nobody expected, the Unite Party and Legacy Party activated their polymerization Yu-Gi-Oh! card to fuse together into a singular entity that holds a strong passion for graphic design, unique color combinations and avoiding the use of the word "amplify" at all costs.
Read MoreStudying and caffeine in the library is key component for many FSU students survival. Without either, time stops and society crumbles like your sense of self worth after seeing a bad grade.
Read MoreThere’s nothing like finally getting into the groove of the semester and watching your immune system abruptly self-destruct because some gross normie decided their desk was going to be a tissue.
Read MoreIt's pretty obvious that FSU CollegeTown™ nightlife is waaayyy different and better and cooler than any other Collegetown™ nightlife… but did you know ours is also eternal?
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