The Christmas season–for most, a period of holiday cheer, merriment, cozy nights by the fire, and valuable time spent with friends and family. But for 33-year-old Pierce Williams, it quickly became a nightmare of Hallmarkian proportions.
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Sit back, relax, and savor just a few NFL highlights from seven-time Pro Bowler, two-time First-Team All-Pro, and member of the Hall of Fame All-2010s Team, Julio Jones.
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Now, a new Mandela effect has taken the world by storm: the classic Peanuts Halloween special, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, is actually titled It’s the Great Bumpkin, Charlie Brown.
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Citizens took to the streets to celebrate on Friday when progressive Autobot “Peoplemover” transformed into a large transit bus.
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After a long week of rumors about the affair between Bill Clinton and Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton has finally broken her silence.
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(That’s Right. They’re Going Back in Time to the First Thanksgiving to Get Turkey OFF the Menu.)
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WOKE IS BACK! The Eggplant staff has polled some of its most wokest staff to collect the 5 best things to do now that woke is back
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Nothing says “president material” like pulling some classic pranks with your boys, and The Eggplant is here to help any future inhabitants of the White House with ideas for your next harmless goof or gaffe!
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Canadian superstar Drake clapped back at rival Kendrick Lamar yesterday with an incredibly timely diss track entitled “You’re Not Like Me.”
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Any credibility that previously came with being an EGOT winner no longer counts, meaning deceased holders of the title are shit out of luck.
America’s suburban mothers rattled the journalistic world on Sunday.
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The Eggplant had the opportunity to interview a man who ends all sentences with questions?
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At a press conference this morning, President Donald Trump announced plans to demolish the entire East Wing of the White House, replacing it with what he calls “the yummiest treats in all of this glorious nation,” a deep-fried Oreo stand.
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Riots exploded all over the country yesterday as bald men everywhere expressed their outrage towards acclaimed actor Timothee Chalamet
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Kidman was strolling down the street post-separation when she had a run-in with co-owner of the Staten Island Ferry, Pete Davidson.
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Among them is Epstein’s infamous homeboy, Donald Trump, who, in a recent interview with the Eggplant, revealed that his name just might be among the files.
In a shocking turn of events, my new stepdad is surprisingly pretty chill. Ever since my parents got divorced, I have had a rough go at it.
“Well, I thought there was a lake or some body of water way out there, which wouldn’t make sense because it’s a desert. So I made my way over there, and it was a bunch of sand, so that sucked.”
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“When asked for comment, the CEO of Captain D’s said ‘Opp watch. Smokin that Long John Silver pack. RIP bozo.’”
The Eggplant has learned that Tom Cruise was reportedly raptured from his Los Angeles home at 3:38 p.m. on Wednesday.
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