It goes without saying, but we legally cannot promote the notion that our flights are safe anymore, what they can promote, however, is an enjoyable crash experience, should the opportunity present itself.
Riots have erupted in every major municipality south of Orlando, with Broward County having imposed martial law in an attempt to quash rapidly magnifying civil unrest. Miami-Dade has been all but leveled.
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With this new concept, participants can partake in adventures only possible with the lack of conscience these law-bending Florida residents have.
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What is there to do now that the terror-filled Duolingo lesson can’t happen in the bar at 11:55 PM while trying to order the next round of drinks?
It’s time to stop criticizing podcast bros for learning the truths of the universe from magic mushrooms, because it might be the only way they can. New research has shown that tripping on mushrooms actually does teach men critical skills like empathy and kindness. God knows their mothers didn’t teach them, or at least hit them enough.
It seems that CDC specialists have been hit with a sudden wave of FOMO. Or at least that’s what we can assume based on their recent semi-scientific findings.
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they've decided to pivot away from their algorithm which perfectly predicts when you’re on the toilet to appeal to the new government “experts.”
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New features have been engineered to make sure you’re secure in that liminal state of constant situationships
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nobody wanted to ask bullshit questions about the “pick and roll.”
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“Make America’s Corrections Great Again” is also the new tagline for his latest merch drop, with all proceeds going directly to Melania’s White House Christmas decor fund.
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Previous hypotheses claimed high consumption of sugary sodas loaded with heavy creamer and syrups was the solution to bad breath, but there was no conclusive data.
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Your crazy mom might’ve made you check candy for razor blades in the past, but now you should be checking for a sweet surprise!
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Come one, come all to the most anticipated birthday party of the year!
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Donald Trump immediately came out with some interesting remarks, “On me, the witch Kamala has cast a spell! That has made my life a living hell! For which this entire time! I have been forced to rhyme!”
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One Subway executive described it as “the worst economic situation our business has ever faced and yes, I’m including Jared."
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We live in a world defined by conflict: The World Wars, the Cold War, and now the latest beef that’s shaking up the hip-hop industry as we know it.
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I know what you’re thinking.
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We’re all familiar with the laws of quantum physics, but you may not be aware of the ongoing battle between deli employees and disgruntled customers at Publix grocery stores across the Southeast.
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Kamala Harris laughed at what?
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