Our Staff
Chloe h.
Co-editor In CHief
“Blegh, I’m nervous.”
Jack M.
Co-editor In Chief
“Guess what came in the mail today.”
Thomas D.
STAFF
“Have you dreamed this man?”
Jackson M.
STAFF
“Surf’s Up is the greatest film of all time”
Caroline E.
STAFF
“The point of any drug should be to make you feel like you're in an Ellen audience dance”
Daniel A.
Staff
“Constantly ruining the vibe at Arby's with my presence”
katie T.
STAFF
“In a constant state of confusion”
Caroline H.
STAFF
“1 hashbrown side of pickles”
Kirstan D.
Staff
“Uncanny valley bombshell”
Sam A.
Staff
“Don’t tell me when, where, or how long I can be funky”