Barney Bagpipe woke up in a cold sweat one night when they realized FSU had no male soccer team.
Read MoreA time when stories of pouring beers turn into reading books and rolling blunts evolve to rolling to class on your razor scooter.
Read MoreWith the wild success of their Sips Club - the charged lemonades specifically, the Student Union Panera Bread location recently rolled out their latest drink: the Ultra, Super-Duper Charged Lemonade.
Read MoreIt’s no secret that Tallahassee smells like shit.
Read MoreEvery year, millions of UK “football” fans tune in to watch their favorite premier league teams face off against one another.
Read MoreOn May 17th, 2003, in Opelousas, Louisiana, the world said hello to Keon Coleman.
Read MoreThe most popular workout spot on campus is the massive sweatbox known as the Leach (not to be confused with a leech, which the dictionary defines as “a blood-sucking aquatic or terrestrial annelid”).
Read MoreThe oinkers are reporting that the culprit, 27-year-old L’eggo MyEggo, has been apprehended and is awaiting trial in Leon County Jail where she is being held without bail.
Read MoreAs a top 20 public university in the nation (you're really not all that UF), Florida State faculty is filled with brilliant minds.
Read MoreThe three-year wait for the Union has been deemed “totally worth it” by the whole student body upperclassmen with the opening of the bar, Proof
Read MoreWe all love winning.
Read MoreLegacy Walk, we’ve all spent countless hours on it questioning why that one person has to walk so fast, but have any of us stopped to consider what exactly Legacy Walk’s Legacy is?
Read MoreSince its inception in 2004, The Tallahassee Strip has always been known as a hub of the community for students of Florida State.
Read MoreBy now even everyone with a satellite dish and a FaceBook account has been made aware of the dangerous antisemitic comments made by Kanye West in the past few weeks, that follow up on a lifetime of generally shitty behavior.
Read MoreRuby Diamond has been plagued with eerie rumors as of late.
Read MoreTenure: the Supreme Court nomination of academia, a lifetime award of tax dollars, a trial run for giving UBI to people whose jobs don’t practically contribute to society.
Read MoreOn September 3rd, 2022, before everyone decided they were newfound meteorologists, two students were reportedly crossing the three-way stop in front of Westcott Fountain when FSU’s very own President McCullough nearly ran them over!
Read MoreIn an age of college admissions scandals and decisions that seem as if they are mailed out at random, FSU comes up with a revolutionary new method of accepting students.
Read MoreIf you thought parking sucked before the class of 2026 arrived, then I bet you wish it was the way it used to be.
Read MoreThe new student union construction, like any good (half-assed) Florida project, has gone on for far too long and with way too large of a budget.
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