Olo Culture Just the Evidence Thrasher Needed That FSU Deserves Greek Life Again

Olo Culture Just the Evidence Thrasher Needed That FSU Deserves Greek Life Again

Following the season premiere of a last-minute digital media productions project beyond trash television reality show documenting the exploits of privilege left unchecked, President Thrasher announced that the student body has clearly learned its lesson on the dangers of reckless drinking and toxic social behaviors and that all Greek life has been re-established on campus, effective immediately.

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Professor Who Prints Off Double-Sided Syllabi Also Works Night Job as Captain Planet

Professor Who Prints Off Double-Sided Syllabi Also Works Night Job as Captain Planet

Anthropology professor Jeff Kimbrel is a simple man. After he wakes up in the morning, he fills up his Coffee Makes Me Poop! travel mug with light roast coffee, squeezes his two-person Smart Car in between the Napleton Infiniti cars that are still at the Saint Augustine Garage and prints of all of his material for the day -- double-sided.

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Now That’s What I Call Brotherhood! Fraternity Members Continue Bearing Letters in Wake of Abusing Each Other

Now That’s What I Call Brotherhood! Fraternity Members Continue Bearing Letters in Wake of Abusing Each Other

Following the suspension of FSU’s Zeta Beta Tau fraternity due to “forced consumption of food, alcohol, and drugs” and “physical violence” against their own members, many brothers have continued repping their cursed letters, despite their poor Greek organization serving as a lightning rod for criticism and corruption.

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