Now That’s What I Call Brotherhood! Fraternity Members Continue Bearing Letters in Wake of Abusing Each Other

Now That’s What I Call Brotherhood! Fraternity Members Continue Bearing Letters in Wake of Abusing Each Other

Following the suspension of FSU’s Zeta Beta Tau fraternity due to “forced consumption of food, alcohol, and drugs” and “physical violence” against their own members, many brothers have continued repping their cursed letters, despite their poor Greek organization serving as a lightning rod for criticism and corruption.

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FSU Alert System Killed Your Dog but It Was Just a Malfunction! Calm Down!

FSU Alert System Killed Your Dog but It Was Just a Malfunction! Calm Down!

FSU Alerts is back on its bullshit! Due to a “system malfunction,” or as we in the biz like to call it, “Ryan the intern sat on the big red button again,” strings of terrifying FSU Alerts were sent out last Thursday, causing panic across campus until the emergency claims were debunked, after a quick 15 minutes of wondering whether or not you should be tapping into a fight or flight response.

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Transition From Blackboard to Canvas to Include ‘Stories’ Features

Transition From Blackboard to Canvas to Include ‘Stories’ Features

As FSU gears up to promote the official transition from Blackboard to Canvas in the coming semesters, university researchers have been working day in and day out to figure out how to improve student and faculty experiences on these equally shitty course management sites. Following numerous focus groups and controlled experiments, researchers threw out the results that suggested teachers just input grades in a timely manner, and instead seem to have asked a 13-year-old girl what she thinks would improve the site change. The answer? Add a ‘stories’ feature! Fucking duh!

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