Tallahassee — The Eggplant

City of Tallahassee Calls Meeting for “Fried Chicken Reform”: A Vote to Limit the Opening of New Establishments in an Oversaturated Market

Tallahassee’s fried chicken market is on the brink of collapse, with an alarming 83 chicken restaurants currently packed in a 10-mile radius.

The Eggplant FSUFebruary 18, 2025

Local Business Of 30 Years Closes Doors Because They’re Closing For The Night

With core values like “Food with Integrity” and “Yeah, Give Him the Brown Lettuce,” Chipotle established itself as a restaurant that could be depended on.

The Eggplant FSUNovember 21, 2024

New Report Reveals: 16% of Deaths in Leon County Occur in Costco Parking Lot

In this dog-eat-dog world, “survival of the fittest” seems to be the unwritten law of the land.

The Eggplant FSUNovember 13, 2024

Local Man Votes Twice Because He “Doesn’t Want Either Candidate to Feel Left Out”

These beautiful, all-American candidates are begging for my unconditional love—why can’t I give it to both?”

The Eggplant FSUNovember 5, 2024

Local Thrift Stores Introduce Millennial Mondays: 50% Off Skinny Jeans and Embarrassing Graphics Tees

Goodwill is getting expensive these days, and if that means doing your loitering in a pair of skinny jeans, then so be it.

The Eggplant FSUOctober 21, 2024

Mike Norvell Partners With Proof Brewing To Unveil New “Mike” IPA

Nowadays, people love a good gimmick.

The Eggplant FSUFebruary 12, 2024

Tallahassee Revealed as Setting Inspiration for New Game ”Grand Theft Auto VI”

Brand new leaks from Rockstar Games ahead of their new hotly anticipated release of “GTA VI” have revealed the real-life city that the game’s world will be taking inspiration from.

The Eggplant FSUJanuary 3, 2024

Your Friend Who Only Reads Wattpad Smut Changed Her Major to English

Your friend has always been an avid reader.

The Eggplant FSUDecember 30, 2023

Tallahassee Bans Dressing as Barbie and Ken for Halloween, Mayor Approves the Death Penalty as Punishment

If you’re in denial about how many people are going to dress up as Barbie and Ken this Halloween season, here’s your wake-up call

The Eggplant FSUOctober 31, 2023

Barstool FSU Food Bracket Leaves Several Local Businesses Financially Crippled Beyond Repair

Tallahassee, much like every other greasy college town, is filled with a lot of food.

The Eggplant FSUApril 18, 2023

Mike's Beer Barn Shut Down by FDA for lacking proper beer slaughter licenses

In 1956, Mike’s Beer Barn began serving go-getter alcoholics via their drive-through and has paved the way ever since.

The Eggplant FSUApril 14, 2023

Cinderella’s Slipper Found Outside Gordo’s Parking Lot, Prince Charming Set To Host True Love Competition

It’s no surprise that when you think about love in Tallahassee, it often comes in the form of love for food and alcohol.

The Eggplant FSUFebruary 22, 2023

Scientist Inside Little Masa Uncovers Even Smaller Masa

Pull up, roll up, slurp up, and swallow.

The Eggplant FSUFebruary 16, 2023

Cupid Breaks Silence on Mandatory Makeout Mondays

When people are single they often ask where Cupid is, but rarely does anyone stop to ask HOW Cupid is.

The Eggplant FSUFebruary 15, 2023

Guthrie of Guthrie’s Fame Reportedly Revealed To Have Visited The Epstein Islands

It’s no secret Guthrie’s has been serving not only the countless drunk and disgruntled Tallahassee citizens, but also the pickiest eaters with 7-year-old tastebuds, the humble chicken finger and french fry box for decades.

The Eggplant FSUJanuary 24, 2023