Betsy DeVos Visits Tallahassee: A Drinking Game
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Betsy DeVos will visit two schools in Tallahassee today. So naturally, we made a drinking game.
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How to Calm Your Burger Cravings in Tallahassee
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If you’re like me, your tummy is always growling for two things: an all-natural beef beatdown in the form of a chemically-laden, mass-produced hamburger and some hashtag coffee to wash it all down.
Read MoreLake Ella Ducks Test Their Luck, Start Requesting Gluten Free Pita Bread Instead
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Summer is just around the corner! While the season change usually just means a temperature shift from ‘semi-uncomfortable’ to ‘it feels like the inside of a mouth,’ some Tallahassee residents take this time to indulge in some R&R at the beautiful, not at all gentrified Lake Ella. Whether you’re watching an $8 Big Easy Snowball drip down your arm or avoiding your ex-boyfriend as he makes out with his new girl on a bench (FUCK YOU, BLAINE!!!), one thing is certain when visiting this Monroe Street hot spot: the ducks will refuse anything that isn’t vegan, gluten-free, unprocessed pita bread from the organic aisle.
Read MoreSweet Shop Changes WiFi Password To “WeWillSlitYourOutsideDrinksThroat”
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Sweet Shop is commonly known around Tallahassee as a quaint little hangout where students can meet up to talk, study, order an ice cream sundae or even scratch ‘420 Blaze It’ inside their booth of choice.
Read MoreStudent Mistakes NXNW for SXSW
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After a 12-hour carpool ride listening to The Avett Brothers on repeat and practicing his vape O’s, sophomore Will Dunkie’s Apple Maps pinged that he had arrived at his location.
Read MoreAndrew Gillum to Destroy the Seven Horocruxes of Rick Scott
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After the defeat of the evil Lord Voldemort, his identical twin Rick Scott was summoned to wreak havoc upon the world.
Read MoreRick Scott Unable to Move to Tiny House Community, Stone Heart Exceeds Weight Restrictions
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Last week city officials toured The Dwellings, a new sustainable tiny house community under development in Tallahassee.
Read MoreFlorida Senator Sponsors Bill That Hikes Tuition, Places Baudelaire Orphans in His Care
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In the wake of the anti-immigrant rhetoric of the Trump campaign, and following the tragic fire which killed the parents of the three Baudelaire orphans, one snivelling state senator is trying to kill two birds with one stone, which is unlike how he usually kills birds: slowly in his basement while laughing hysterically and to completion.In the wake of the anti-immigrant rhetoric of the Trump campaign, and following the tragic fire which killed the parents of the three Baudelaire orphans, one snivelling state senator is trying to kill two birds with one stone, which is unlike how he usually kills birds: slowly in his basement while laughing hysterically and to completion.
Read MoreBobby Bowden Exiled After Tallahassee Erects Wall to Prevent Trump Supporters’ Return From Rally
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Riches-to-riches underdog Donald Trump continues his grassroots campaign tour this Tuesday with a stop in Tallahassee, Florida.
Read MoreFeather Falls on Tallahassee Power Plant, Knocking Out Electricity for Miles
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Since the start of the fall semester, residents of Tallahassee have dealt with severe damage to electricity lines thanks to multiple storms, a car crashing into an electric pole and their roommate Greg not paying his share of the utilities.
Read MoreEntire All Saints Area to Be Demolished to Make Room for Multi-Story Hobby Lobby Complex
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Following last Friday’s All Saints parking area closure, local businesses were told to scram as the whole fucking area is now going to be demolished.
Read MoreStudent Hits Jackpot, Moves to 420 High Road
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Pot smokers and ironic jokers alike rejoiced last week as one student finally became the back end of the cannabis-based punchline they’ve all been waiting for since the 7th grade, a mere three years before any of them actually touched marijuana.
Read MoreChase Foiled Again! Zoë’s Kitchen NOT Zoey’s Kitchen
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Chase Matthews never thought he would become the seasoned traveler that he did when leaving Pacific Coast Academy.
Read MoreParentWeen Weekend Recap--Amber Definitely Made Out with Your Dad at the Strip
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Finishing up perhaps the largest clusterfuck of weekend activities, many Florida State students are treating today as a metaphorical crossing of the finish line to mark their successful completion of Parents’/Halloween Weekend.
Read MoreCouple Almost Makes It Through One Fucking Night Without Fucking Screaming at Each Other
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Coming off the heels of an exceedingly average Valentine's Day, local couple Ted Stroll and Liz Teyger nearly accomplished a feat that had yet to occur since the first week of their relationship.
Read More5 Awesome Things To Do in Tallahassee This Weekend (Unless You Have Social Anxiety!)
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Happy Hour at Pot’s - Potbelly’s is known for its warm wooden deck facing out to College Avenue.
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