Talk About Body Positivity! H&M to Offer Extra-Medium Sized Shirts

Talk About Body Positivity! H&M to Offer Extra-Medium Sized Shirts

Fear the changing room no longer my lumpy brethren! H&M is spearheading the movement toward total body positivity. That’s right, the fashion chain has rolled out their newest publicity stunt and it is filled with the ultimate fit for all those medium sized mamas who found a cute top to be just a squish too tight or a touch too big.

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Group Concerned When Friend Who Ironically Says ‘Yeehaw’ Buys Cowboy Boots

Group Concerned When Friend Who Ironically Says ‘Yeehaw’ Buys Cowboy Boots

In a world where Dolly Parton can have as many pop features as Quavo and Reba McEntire can convincingly dress up as Colonel Sanders’ creepy animatronic twin, it is easy to understand why more and more Americans are tyin’ up their chaps and fervently denying their white privilege as a way to embrace the good ol’ country lifestyle.

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Rude Friend Claims None of These Selfies Look Like Real, Hideous You

Rude Friend Claims None of These Selfies Look Like Real, Hideous You

After sweet and nice friend Angela got a new ombré done this weekend, she put on her only scarf and went into the selfie lab: a dirty old mirror on her floor that she found on the street and hasn’t had time to hang up. Angela was hitting all the angles. Angela was looking good in that environmentally conscious LED ceiling fan light. She needed this.

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Flight Attendant Doesn’t Want to Be on This Propeller Plane Either

Flight Attendant Doesn’t Want to Be on This Propeller Plane Either

Fear struck the hearts of, maybe, two dozen people last Thursday when the passengers of Bilver Bairways flight BV128 realized that their commute from Tallahassee to Ft. Lauderdale would be facilitated by propeller plane. While the pilot remained confident in his ability to pioneer the journey, the flight attendant aboard the small aircraft, Angela Cornfee, was clearly uneasy.

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