The best part of this feature is you can manipulate your friends into being better people. By letting them know in transparency where they fall among the rest of your friends, they are far more motivated to do nice things for you than they would be without an open ranking system.
Read MoreGone are the days of Honda Civic hookups and buying cranberry juice in bulk, for we have been delivered from the grip of the modern dating scene by two of our very own.
Read MoreWith a little bit of therapy, and getting over some of that internalized misogyny that your mom probably gave you from that time that she cheated on your dad, you can pop that Incubus CD in and start enjoying driving with your girlfriend.
Read More… the biggest gambling event of the year (probably), which means your odds of winning increase tenfold (definitely).
Read MoreFor those poor souls who cannot eschew class due to an attendance policy or academic drive (lame), classmates’ laptop screens provide entertainment second only to getting White girl wasted in the student union. However, recent reports indicate that this beloved university pastime may be a front for something more sinister.
Read MoreIt’s just a guy thing, you wouldn’t get it, right? WRONG!
Read MoreGoing on a hike at 10 am on a Tuesday or sitting at a coffee shop to read feminist literature? Whatever it is, being a “creative” is definitely not a job.
Read MoreHow is it that a so-called 50/50 shot at free liquor ends up not being so 50/50? It can’t just be that I never win
Read MoreIt can be difficult to navigate at first, but fear not! Your friends here at The Eggplant are here to help you meet the love of your life.
Read MoreOver the weekend, liquor bottle graveyards will be shoved deep into closets, while “Tax This Dick” and “Kim Jong Un” flags will be folded and neatly put away until Monday morning
Read MoreSince the new Student Union opened up, life on FSU’s campus has improved.
Read MoreWhether you’re taking 18 credit hours this semester or studying business, burnout has already arrived for a large sum of FSU’s student body this school year despite it just beginning.
Read MoreLet's take the time now to direct our attention to FSU’s 2024 BINGO CARD.
Read MoreThis shift in breakup season is raising eyebrows everywhere.
Read MoreWhat does every good movie need?
Read MoreIf you’ve ever been up before 9 AM on a Sunday in Tallahassee, that says a lot of things about you.
Read MoreWe’ve all been there
Read MoreThis fairy tale experience has recently been exposed as FSU International Programs faces a class action lawsuit from its former students.
Read MoreSick of scrolling through sad Tik Tok slideshows every night?
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