Due to mild winds turning every Tallahassee tree into the Whomping Willow, students city-wide anticipated long term power outages from hurricane Irma. Thankfully, the majority of these students were faced merely with slight flickers in power, affecting not much more than the time displayed on their sauce splattered microwaves.
Read MoreWith the economy vaguely being the way it is these days, college students everywhere are looking to save money on everything from food and rent to textbooks and stolen answer keys. Many students, however, lament in the unyielding prices of the various vices available to FSU students.
Read MoreWith the threat of Hurricane Irma looming on the horizon of Florida, Tallahassee citizens are wasting no time preparing for the storm’s arrival, and for the entire city’s power grid to fail after a single raindrop touches down.
Read MoreThousands of disappointed sorority hopefuls ran home last week to their sad, overpriced apartments at their safety schools instead of the exclusive, overpriced mansions of their dreams.
Read MoreWhen I first decided to study abroad, I thought the experience would be the perfect excuse to continue blacking out at the pregame and waking up the next morning to find I had, in fact, thrown up in my purse but now in a totally new environment.
Read MoreBefore the stress of the semester floods in, non-STEM majors and club promoters alike love to market “syllabus week” as a time to get a jump-start on the fun and debauchery of undergraduate life at Florida State.
Read MoreI have never been one for school spirit. In high school I didn’t care for our awful sports teams and wasn’t really all that concerned with repping our mascot, the Blobfish.
Read MoreGrades so low you're thinking of dropping out? Considering joining a multi-level marketing company and calling it a career because you have no options left? Try these fun, definitely-not-illegal tips instead and see if you can finish this semester with grades that will make your parents love you again.
Read MoreResults from the first stage of the French presidential election rolled in yesterday, an extreme relief to nervous European investment markets.
Read MoreWith graduation less than a month away, Florida State University has broken the Guinness world record for most people exhibiting the acute stress response simultaneously.
Read MoreListen up you moist banana nut muffins, Brew yourself a nice cup of Tazo Zen tea, which a certain knockout actress who also practices Transcendental Meditation would probably love, because I’m about to delve into a highly controversial topic.
Read MoreThirsty Thursday took a wild but somehow unsurprising turn this week when area senior Haidi Khan downed a seventh tequila shot and clambered her way onto the Recess bar.
Read MoreConfirmed by none of his high school school classmates, 20-year-old pawn in a pyramid scheme and self-proclaimed entrepreneur Mike Pachowski has definitely almost made his first billion by now.
Read MoreFSU Yoga Club recently took a retreat to a sunny lakeside to realign their chakras and talk about their gluten intolerances. Following a hypnotizing downward dog pose on the first day, it is reported that Yoga Club president Rainbow McWind unconsciously got up and guzzled down the club’s entire food supply of 15 bottles of essential oil mat spray.
Read MoreTALLAHASSEE -- FSU Senior Rachel Downing has been hunting for a summer internship for a few months now. After failing an Introduction to Poetry class last semester, Downing kicked their search into high gear with graduation in sight.
Read MoreMoments before the commencement of Statistical Neuroscience 4233, FSU sophomore Anthony Sinclair struggled to unlock his iPhone with his fingerprint, as his palms were covered in cold sweat.
Read MoreWith students returning to campus after spring break, many landlords are being called in to remove dead lizard colonies and bricks of black mold that accumulated at the same rate as liver disease.
Read MoreAs spring break comes to an end and grocery stores everywhere begin restocking Pedialyte for actual children to drink, friends have begun to brace for the inevitable verbal brag-fest from their most annoying friend. One of these individuals is Hunter Stills, who after spending the week on the Planet X15-Z, has not been able to talk about anything else.
Read MoreSophomores Tyler Burrows and Jessica Cassel, or as they beg their friends to call them, Tessica, shocked friends and family on Wednesday afternoon with a public display of affection that would make that couple from The Notebook barter for reincarnation just so they could die again.
Read MoreWhile some swear they’ve seen professors outside the classroom, others are well aware this myth has been debunked time and time again. Hardworking freshman and exploratory major, Deanna Jefferson, confirmed the truth of professors having no life outside of academia when she pulled an all-nighter in Stroz to study for her 5 question reading quiz in Intro to Ballet.
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