Okay, okay. We know the Tennessee Street Target is an easy ... target.
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Botched rhinoplasties and black market silicone injections have run rampant between the bookshelves of Strozier and beneath the bleachers of Doak for years. Yet, this bloody jungle gym of body modification has only expanded as a new form of cosmetic crafternooning roots itself at FSU by the skin of their teeth, more specifically, their wisdom teeth.
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Cold weather has long been a special occasion in Florida. Many have come to expect the hazardous amount of mosquitos or the “wet blanket” feeling of the humidity from our beloved Sunshine State. Yet, when a light breeze rolled through Landis Green last week, everyone was eager to flex their L.L.Bean jackets and wool scarves they bought for their family trip to North Carolina.
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As the stroke of midnight struck on Halloween, every Spirit Halloween store vanished in an instant.
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It’s finally fallen below 80 degrees outside, the football team is preparing for their inevitable loss to UM, and the only frat left on campus is Phi Eta Sigma. You know what that means: it’s Halloween!
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Picture this: it’s a Tuesday night, and for some unknown reason you let your roommates convince you to go out.
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Whether you’re trying to buy intravenous drugs or meet some friendly local prostitutes, the Centre of Tallahassee is your one-stop-shop.
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After a long night of enjoying some wholesome, under-funded theater on campus, there’s no better release than strolling into your friendly neighborhood Waffle House.
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As college students, everyone is looking to save as much money as possible while engaging in benders of reckless spending.
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Spring break is approaching again to not only separate the boys from the men but to distinguish the students with healthy childhoods from those who will be spending an entire week drinking to forget.
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Our mothers, doctors and teachers all warned us! They wagged their fingers and lectured all the while about the quickly approaching flu season. Even the four Emily’s from ENC2135, riddled with wicked coughs, contagious chills and without a right to be in public served as ghastly omens.
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It’s never easy to see a show you've religiously watched every Thursday at 7/8 p.m. central time suddenly get thrust into the realm of cancellations. What's harder than this, however, is suddenly seeing it become a Madison Social Trivia Night pick of the week.
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Last week, Florida State made the surprising decision to stop choking the environment with fossil fuels and commission an entire fleet of electric buses to transport students around Tallahassee by Fall of 2019.
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Winter break is usually a time where students are either getting drunk in an Airbnb with high school friends already deleted from Facebook or taking expensive cruises to every country their dads are trying to keep out of the United States.
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It’s a new year. A new semester. A new day. Yet, there’s something different hanging in the air that isn’t the hippies on Landis who haven’t left their hammocks since 2018.
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The weeks between Thanksgiving and Winter Break mean one thing and one thing only: the brothers of every fraternity at FSU will be throwing their super original and totally not misogynistic “Annual Sluts and Sleds Ugly Christmas Sweater” parties.
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The North Florida Fair is quickly coming to a close, so it’s time to text everyone for a last minute invite in hopes that at least one of them will take pity on you and dish out over $25 for some whacky carnival games.
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There has long been heated debates over the best pizza available in Tallahassee. Many students of FSU and FAMU would argue for Gaines Street Pies, Momo's or Centrale, but only true local experts have tasted the sweet sweet sauce of the true champion, Falzione's Pizza on Thomasville.
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Having long been the center of controversy amidst those loud woke kids outside your humanities class is the gentrification of College Town.
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While the war between people who religiously shop at Lucky’s Market and Trader Joe’s wages on throughout Tallahassee, Publix has decided to make a comeback following the loss of The Fresh Market a few years ago by building a monolithic and trendy “Greenwise Market.”
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