As anyone who has been to orientation is aware, FSU requires its students to take a special English class, ENC 2135. This class is meant to teach you important writing skills that you should have learned in high school, including how to compose a research paper and, uh, that’s just about it.
Read MoreAs most of the SLC’s three-person film committee know, Todd Phillips’ newest film (and hopefully not manifesto), “Joker,” hit theatres at the beginning of the month.
Read MoreAs the semester’s halfway point rapidly approaches, you may be settling into the feeling that your grades are like, actually your grades. For the students too lazy to drag themselves to a research study in University Center C for a crumb of extra credit Sona credits and too dignified to do some good old-fashioned groveling, there are few options left to literally just pass. If that’s the case, power-posing your way through the group project worth a quarter of your final grade might be the solution for you.
Read MoreIt was Saturday night and tensions were running high. As the light from the backyard firepit faded, party attendees spent their time wondering when something else was going to spark up.
Read MoreIf you’re looking to have an easy start to your Christian Girl Autumn, then make sure to be cool as a cold brew when whipping out your handy digital demon in the Starby’s drive-thru.
Read MoreIt’s that time of the night where everyone is starting to couple up to “split Ubers home,” and you’ve got your eye on the prize: the guy you’ve had an unrequited crush on for seven years.
Read MoreOne of Salley Hall’s newest residents has found an innovative way to stay on top of the cleanliness of both his one microwave-safe bowl and himself: a single bar of Irish Spring soap.
Read MoreWhile many of us tend to block out the horrifyingly cringe experiences of our hormone-charged middle school years, some students are still unable to outrun their demons—because they know how to swim.
Read MoreAs the first week of school trudges on, students of all social crossroads have had multiple identity crises while trying to achieve the picture-perfect college aesthetic.
Read MoreWelcome back to school, HBO subscribers! It’s been a long summer of fun, friends and getting inspired to make some bold stylistic choices - and choices they most certainly are!
Read MoreFor the umpteenth year in a row, the holiday of Pesach has come at just the wrong time by not coinciding with spring break.
Read MoreNow that Pinterest has successfully gentrified meal prepping, the hype is real and every little college kid can hop on the bandwagon.
Read MoreWith the summer months fast approaching, everyone is looking to get their beach bodies ready to inevitably sit on the couch and re-watch like “Mad Men” for the fourth time instead of actually venturing outside.
Read MoreWhile the girl online shopping a row ahead of you in class is still stressing about whether or not that Free People dress would be better in Olive or Blush, her frosted-tipped formal date plans to curate his own headache-inducing ensemble a mere thirty minutes before the main event.
Read MoreAs another semester has come and gone, some things have stayed the same: the Testing Center continues to look and feel like the third-class floor of the sinking Titanic, FSU is officially a softball school and most importantly, Seminole Dining still doesn’t know the difference between “meatloaf” and “roadkill.”
Read MoreFor the bored, desperate and ultimately heterosexual, Tinder is a swipe-driven amusement park of The Office quotes and self-proclaimed “entrepreneurs.”
Read MoreStudents around Tallahassee believed the last of their apartment troubles were finally solved after they re-signed their leases and got rid of the thrice-daily emails to “Netflix, Chill and Re-sign.”
Read MorePacking for Spring Break is like packing for a trip to the moon: I don’t know what I’ll be doing once I get there or how my weight will be affected, and have no clue as to whether I’ll be anywhere within the sun’s reach.
Read MoreAfter spending countless nights drinking until 3 a.m. and days where we just sat in my dorm room talking smack about the guy down the hall from us, I thought that I knew everything there was to know about my friend.
Read MoreDespite the apparent health and safety violations, Spring is characterized by the infamous Seminole Shack Showdown.
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