After a long meeting between FSU baseball manager Mike Martin and whoever the coach is at Florida, it was agreed that to please fans, the baseball game will be replaced by a three hour rematch of the fight that occurred at the last game.
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A local fraternity was shaken up this weekend when one of its brothers was struck into a coma after falling off the back of a moped.
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Florida State students and fans across the globe are expressing outrage today at the release of a new logo for its athletic teams, which is essentially an updated version of the logo they all knew and ignored until the new one came out.
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Every year on his birthday, Jack Thompson is let down when none of his Dungeons and Dragons buddies will travel to Tallahassee from their respective moms’ basements to celebrate with him and/or throw him into Westcott Fountain.
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FSU Anthropology professor Dr. Craig Reynolds has been so inspired by the polite reaction to his recent jokes that he has decided to tour the country doing stand up comedy.
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FSU’s famous band the Marching Chiefs has recently expressed concern towards their drum major Johnathon Lemon’s new girlfriend Yolo, a Japanese exchange student majoring in Studio Art.
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This weekend, sophomore Carrie Cornetto hosted hew own Dance Marathon in her dorm room to protest the Greek system that she thinks is ruining the integrity of the student body.
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President Eric Barron’s farewell to Florida State University and its students culminated today with a lively speech for the tens of people gathered in front of Westcott Fountain.
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Christian Campus Fellowship, one of the largest ministries at Florida State University, has temporarily shut its doors after realizing that FSU students had become so sinful it just wasn’t worth it anymore.
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FSU junior Nicole Rampone has been parading around campus on a white stallion, sporting a CVS-purchased tiara, since last Friday.
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For years Florida State University has used the login page of its Blackboard website to show off the university’s most attractive students, but recently a few brave students have decided to speak out and challenge the status quo.
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I’m writing this anonymously because I don’t want to be fired and because I don’t want people to know who I am. But, on behalf of everyone who works at Suwannee I want everyone to know this: we fucking hate all of you.
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Tired of living in his own kingdom of ice-olation, theater student Joe Walley has announced he will host his own tailgate party before tonight’s showing of Frozen at the SLC. For the first time in forever, there won’t be any beer or frat stars at a college tailgate.
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In addition to being open 24/7, the Strozier Library Starbucks has something special in store for its coffee crazed customers. Starting this finals week, Starbucks will be offering study drug alternatives to caffeine, because sometimes coffee just doesn’t cut it.
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FSU dad Grant Buckner was devastated last week when his only son and Black Ops partner Matt Buckner showed up at home for spring break, proving he really is a complete loser who had no plans at all.
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Once a year on St. Patrick’s Day, when luck is supposed to be in the air, FSU sophomore Jennifer Bare feels anything but lucky.
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Florida State University announced Wednesday morning that staring Fall 2014, iPhone emojis will be taught as a foreign language course.
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FSU history professor Roy McClay has been patient, but has a feeling the time has finally come for his very own ratemyprofessor.com chili pepper. “I cut out all carbs and even started jogging this summer so I could look my best for a new year of ratings.”
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After a sisterhood retreat this weekend which most girls described as the single best weekend of their whole entire life, sorority sister Mandy Lovetz has arrived at a shocking conclusion.
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We took your votes for the 2014 FSU Oscars and the results are in!
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