Angela McKale had given up on the old-fashioned way of dating. Tired of creepy guys that were only looking for one night stands, she decided to turn to the one place where girls are guaranteed to find stable and secure guys who are ready for committed relationships: Tinder.
Read MoreThis is the story of one man, one legend, and one football pass that ended in tragedy. Editor’s note: The author of this story wishes to remain anonymous.
Read MoreFlorida State University has yet again been ranked as the most efficient university in the nation. People all over the world are commending the university for not having spent all that much money per student.
Read MoreIn honor of the Oscars this Sunday, we’ve whipped up our own 2014 FSU Oscars! Vote for this year’s best trends, worst people, biggest annoyances etc.
Read MoreFreshman Ben Alkire revealed this week that after taking just one introductory level economics course last semester, he now knows exactly what it will take to fix the economy.
Read MoreLibrary goers were shocked yesterday when third year student Jamie Fallon underwent an intense anxiety attack as she frantically attempted to swipe her FSU ID to get into Strozier.
Read MoreDue to the recent emergence of spray painted graffiti phrases such as “nothing is real” and “life is an illusion” across campus, University Police have concluded that at least one student is in the midst of an embarrassingly public existential crisis.
Read MoreAs do most Accapelliacs, Ally Wileyimmediately moved to New York City to become a star after graduating from FSU with what she calls “an irrelevant” degree in nursing.
Read MoreFlorida State’s campaign for ethical sexual awareness, FSU Measure Up, has requested that all male students attending the university come in for an official penile measurement that will be entered into the Blackboard system.
Read MoreAfter years of fake boyfriends and watching the L word under her blanket, student Mindy Jenkins finally decided to pull back her covers. She found her courage in Ellen Page’s speech this past Valentine’s Day.
Read MoreSpring will soon be sprung here in Tallahassee and with it hopefully FSU students will start tweeting about something other than Tally’s crazy winter weather.
Read MoreFollow this so you can gain insight into your FSU spirit fountain and then share your results with your family, friends, and maybe even that one weird bus driver who’s always trying to make small talk anyway
Read MoreFlorida State University announced today that President Eric Barron will leave the university after four years of holding the prestigious office.
Read MoreAfter a couple was found having sex in a residence hall study room last week, a few of the dormitory hall directors are considering issuing changes to their behavior and conduct guidelines.
Read MoreFlorida State University announced yesterday that the university’s annual black history month celebration will conclude with a celebrity boxing match between university president Eric Barron and former neighborhood watchman George Zimmerman.
Read MoreIn an attempt to prove mediocre country bands that pander to the worst sections of the student body are not what this school is about, university officials announced Tuesday they have hired Childish Gambino to perform on campus in April.
Read MoreIn keeping with Florida State University’s longstanding tradition of racial sensitivity, university officials announced today that music icon Jimmy Buffett will perform at this years Black History Month tribute concert titled “Black History Month 2014: We’re All Just Cheeseburgers in Paradise”.
Read MoreAccording to reports, 22 year old biology major and self-proclaimed “adorkable” nerd Jasmine Pillar smoked cannabis for the first time Saturday as a direct result of peer pressure.
Read MoreTallahassee’s night life just got that much hotter as rumors swirl that former Malcolm in the Middle and Big Fat Liar star Frankie Muniz will stop by Tallahassee’s signature clubs tonight.
Read MoreLocal student and self-proclaimed “nice guy” Michael Hayson has been friend-zoned yet again by some slut.
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