If there’s anything middle class Americans love more than Christian youth groups, it’s Japanese steakhouses. You’re probably familiar with them if you know anyone named Emily who had a birthday recently.
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With Parents’ Weekend looming in the near future, it is important to start preparing for the inevitable: your mom getting too drunk too fast at happy hour.
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An already-rough semester took a turn for the worse this week for psychology teaching assistant and Florida State junior Michelle Lamp.
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As OndaRay OuseyRay sat down at the last Strozier Starbucks booth on Thursday, a fellow student at the neighboring booth asked, “Hey can you watch my stuff? I’m just running to the bathroom real quick!”
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Women who were once your average run-of-the-mill middle school tormentors have all grown into upstanding philanthropic women since joining their college sororities. These principled women, who were once suspended for taking pictures of girls through the cracks in the school bathroom stalls on their Motorola Razrs and posting them to Myspace, now pride themselves in taking part of an event that honors children.
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Honestly, you should have expected it.
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A well-rounded FSU student exhibits mastery of balancing school, work and social endeavors, all while keeping in touch with family back home. Some do it because last time they were in class and didn’t pick up their mother’s phone call, she called FSUPD claiming they were dead.
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While most students in your literature class are just kind of going off what the last person said, some of the dweebs who actually do the assigned reading show up ready to discuss whatever novel you avoided in high school.
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In the habit of joining every resume boosting club in high school, FSU freshmen of all majors are desperately looking to join any sketchy club with heavy fees and questionable objectives. While many have decided to go the fraternity and sorority route, others who claim they would never “buy their friends” have decided to take the moral high road and pay for their qualifications instead.
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As we settle back into the Fall semester after having to restart school all over again, the pressure is on to spend every weeknight at Recess, mildly disappoint your parents and do your best impression of a student who actually did the reading.
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Tad Gomez was thrilled to let his hair down this weekend as he reportedly received upwards of three Facebook invites from two enigmatic Tinder matches and one guy he met during the ghost tour at orientation.
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Due to mild winds turning every Tallahassee tree into the Whomping Willow, students city-wide anticipated long term power outages from hurricane Irma. Thankfully, the majority of these students were faced merely with slight flickers in power, affecting not much more than the time displayed on their sauce splattered microwaves.
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With the economy vaguely being the way it is these days, college students everywhere are looking to save money on everything from food and rent to textbooks and stolen answer keys. Many students, however, lament in the unyielding prices of the various vices available to FSU students.
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With the threat of Hurricane Irma looming on the horizon of Florida, Tallahassee citizens are wasting no time preparing for the storm’s arrival, and for the entire city’s power grid to fail after a single raindrop touches down.
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Thousands of disappointed sorority hopefuls ran home last week to their sad, overpriced apartments at their safety schools instead of the exclusive, overpriced mansions of their dreams.
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When I first decided to study abroad, I thought the experience would be the perfect excuse to continue blacking out at the pregame and waking up the next morning to find I had, in fact, thrown up in my purse but now in a totally new environment.
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Before the stress of the semester floods in, non-STEM majors and club promoters alike love to market “syllabus week” as a time to get a jump-start on the fun and debauchery of undergraduate life at Florida State.
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I have never been one for school spirit. In high school I didn’t care for our awful sports teams and wasn’t really all that concerned with repping our mascot, the Blobfish.
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Grades so low you're thinking of dropping out? Considering joining a multi-level marketing company and calling it a career because you have no options left? Try these fun, definitely-not-illegal tips instead and see if you can finish this semester with grades that will make your parents love you again.
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Results from the first stage of the French presidential election rolled in yesterday, an extreme relief to nervous European investment markets.
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