It’s midterm season and everyone is looking for their next sweet caffeine high like freaking fiends.
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HCB is a landmark building for every lost freshman on Florida State’s campus. Legend says that it stands for Huge Crazy Boner or something else just as crazy bonkers
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When staring into space in a lecture, there are many, many ways the class can go horribly wrong.
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The FSU Marching Chiefs are recognized worldwide for their suffocating jackets and goofy hats, but for true FSU football fans, it would not be an FSU football game without a kid in the drumline passing out after half time.
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Each semester, students from all over the United States pack their bags to study abroad. It’s a special time for students to experience different cultures, pretend to learn a new language and make countless back-to-back posts on Instagram.
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It’s five minutes before your class starts, and you’re at least a 15 minute walk from HCB. While passing the Shores building, you suddenly make eye contact with the last person you’d ever expect or want to see: the one kid from your high school who goes to FSU.
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Everyone who’s anyone knows that FSU is currently on the come-up. After moving into the prestigious Top Twenty status, FSU had truly been thriving thanks to raking in multi-million dollar donations made by old, philanthropist sugar daddies and recent graduates who figure they owe the school something for making their degree more valuable.
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This past weekend saw hoards of mothers and fathers entering Tallahassee’s city limits to get their fifteenth chance at the college lifestyle.
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It was an open mic-night like any other. Angsty college students stumbled on stage in an attempt to humor their peers who will laugh whether they’re actually funny or not.
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Dating on a college campus can be a unique challenge. In the quest to keep the romance alive, couples might find themselves running into difficult, yet universal obstacles: how do I ask if we’re exclusive without seeming too invested or whatever?
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Anyone who's anyone has played with a cute dog on Landis - whether it be a frat guy’s “chick magnet,” a LARPer’s only friend that goes by some dumbass name like Sir Fredrick Lancelot, or a creepy preacher’s dog who doubles as a way of tricking students into talking to them.
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For the majority of students, the most exciting thing to expect during their time at FSU is narrowly missing an MIP charge for the third time at Pots.
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TikTok’s disease-like offspring have been infiltrating mainstream media for weeks now and have really rounded out the definition of the word “viral.”
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After passing out at many-a-football game, FSU students have often struggled to remember how they traveled from point A to point B and eventually crash-landed into the letter L.
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Hindsight is always 20/20; at least, that’s what FSU’s engineers have been saying as the cause of the fateful Reynolds-Suwannee bridge collapse has become too chunky to ignore.
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Now that it is the beginning of the year, most students have resorted to blood sacrifices, selling feet pictures, and, worst of all, working for Seminole Dining in order to make ends meet.
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Following the recent tragedy of blowing an 18-point lead and yet again soiling FSU’s legacy of being a second-half team, Coach Taggart has decided to change his trajectory when it comes to recruiting prospects to the FSU football program.
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Ringing in the new school year never sounded so angsty thanks to Club Downunder’s annual Last Call Before Fall.
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It often seems that there are two types of students on Florida State’s campus: students from Bumfuck, Central Florida, or those out-of-state overachievers whose enrollment at the university often begs the question, “how much financial aid did they offer to trick you into coming here?”
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This fall semester, FSU welcomed a slew of distressed parents and their starry-eyed children to campus.
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