Tired of using Google’s text to speech just to hear a female voice tell him they love him, FSU Engineering student Eugene Tinker has begun experimenting with advanced Artificial Intelligence (AI).
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After three days of wilding out on Publix BOGOs and ordering fountain drinks at restaurants instead of complimentary water, students all across campus released a synchronous sigh of contentment as Parents’ Weekend drew to a close.
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Local feminist and biochemistry major Ashleigh McKinley surprised her classmates in a Bio 2 lab this past Thursday by literally eating an entire coral snake in a heroic yet undefined act of protest.
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After two years of having to deal with human roommates who role play season 2 of Game of Thrones with their half-cousin at 2 AM, Junior Andrea Hinshaw decided to move out.
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While it’s common knowledge that the Greek system exists at many public colleges and universities for the purpose of cultivating close relationships across racial, gender and socioeconomic lines, it is lesser known that these same organizations are NOT about popularity! While it’s common knowledge that the Greek system exists at many public colleges and universities for the purpose of cultivating close relationships across racial, gender and socioeconomic lines, it is lesser known that these same organizations are NOT about popularity!While it’s common knowledge that the Greek system exists at many public colleges and universities for the purpose of cultivating close relationships across racial, gender and socioeconomic lines, it is lesser known that these same organizations are NOT about popularity!
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It’s pomping szn! That’s right, the time for hours of menial tissue paper folding is upon us. Homecoming floats need to be covered and thousands of your organization’s dollars need to be spent. While tissue paper is, of course, the most noble of causes and completely deserving of the time and money dedicated to it, there are a few other options that could be fun to consider when it comes to blowing that chedda!
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In an extremely unusual example of a pretentious economics major justifying his absence of human decency with free market theory, junior Adam Raymond refused to pay for his date’s meal because of his belief that “there’s no such thing as a free lunch!”
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After an hour of finding the perfect balance between pregaming like there’s no fucking tomorrow and respecting Degraff’s quiet hours, freshmen Alyssa Sutton, Mike Vasquez, Liz Towe and Ben McClendon were ready for a night to wait in line for Coli longer than actually being inside Coli.
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“This is our love, it’s beautiful and resilient. Anyone who doesn’t like it is formally invited to mind their own business."
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Freshman Laura Gallagher was recently #shook when she ran into old members of her orientation group in the line at Chick-fil-A.
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A Tuesday afternoon Spanish class led sophomore Julie Chen to one of the most important decisions of her life, second only to the Chipotle vs. Moe’s debate.
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Freshman Durg Malloy just wanted to learn. When he woke up at 7:00 AM on Wednesday to get ready for Baby Bio, he was excited to learn what high school freshman across the state were also learning.
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Four years ago, senior Communications major Nasir Khan had a different idea of what his final year at FSU would look like.
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Freshman Becca Rams knew that she and her roommate, Sarah Rodriguez, would be a perfect match.
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A local friend group, usually seen searching for Pokemon on Landis, has decided to move forward with their plan to gradually phase out their friend, Margaret Romano, who constantly asks if they want to play board games.
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Fall semester is in full swing and another phenomenal class of Florida State University interior design moguls are ready to Flex™.
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Melody Ramirez’s heart skipped a beat early Wednesday afternoon when Dalton Stevens, a guy she had a one night stand with, politely nodded at her when they made eye contact in the Union. While this drunken tryst of undetermined length (sources report that Melody considered it “kinda short” while Dalton reportedly “broke a new personal record”) happened months earlier, Ramirez is holding out hope . . .
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Late Monday night, four students were stabbed after staying in a Strozier study room three minutes past when their reservation ended. The altercation began as a simple passive aggressive knock and smile when the clock struck ten but escalated quickly into a knife fight outside of 107F . . .
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