Recent Study Shows Using Stellic Found to be More Painful Than Getting Skinned Alive, Losing Your Whole Family in a Tragic Accident, Hornets, Etc.

“We conducted the study by gathering students in a room and offering them two options: getting skinned alive or trying to register for classes on Stellic. Of the 90 students tested, all of them went to get skinned alive.” The study was subsequently repeated multiple times with other outcomes, including having your whole family be killed in a freak accident and hornets. The same results were found. “Hornets just seemed like the better option,” said John Smith, who graciously gave his testimony to The Eggplant staff. He sadly passed away later that day due to his hornet-related injuries.