Renegade the Horse Reportedly “Not Loving” Seasonal Reindeer Costume

As the holiday season approaches, tacky decorations take over like a cultural virus. This came to The Eggplant’s attention Wednesday as FSU’s beloved mascot, Renegade, found himself dressed like a reindeer for a Christmas-themed photo shoot. “Yeah, it’s obviously pretty demeaning,” said the horse. “Aside from how stupid it looks, it’s blatant cultural appropriation. One of my drinking buddies is a reindeer, and I already know he’s gonna give me hell for this.” Osceola, who was silently standing by the entire time, nodded and removed his Santa hat.