An up-and-coming student-led barbershop quartet is scheduled to make their Landis Green debut on Mar. 28.
“Hornets just seemed like the better option,” said John Smith, who graciously gave his testimony to The Eggplant staff. He sadly passed away later that day due to his hornet-related injuries.
If this article were to gain any traction whatsoever, I want it on record that I will turn on everyone who ever supported me immediately.
“Football is YOUR dream, Dad!” exclaimed FSU quarterback Tommy Castellanos in a recent off season interview.
Bewilderment spread on FSU’s campus this past Thursday, as an adult grizzly bear was found lost on campus at The Den.
Church bells rang, confetti flooded down from the sky, and strangers embraced in the street as world leaders announced the deadline extension of the Try Not To Kill Yourself Challenge
Over the weekend, tragedy struck. When it was discovered that your friend, yes, your friend that you are thinking of right now, was walking freshmen back to their dorms late at night.
Everyone’s favorite Seminole Dining option, Argo Tea, is officially getting a second location on FSU’s campus.
It can be difficult to navigate at first, but fear not! Your friends here at The Eggplant are here to help you meet the love of your life.
As the night settles, he lingers in the corner of the party. Waiting for the opportunity to strike.
In the strange post-finals void, when you spent all that time studying to get an A but now don’t know if the heartache, mental breakdowns, sweat, diarrhea, and tears, were worth it; now you get to move out!
Every person who has been on Tinder has stumbled upon a person who is just there to find a friend on an app literally made for sex.
The trauma that is Valentine’s Day is officially over now, but the damage that the holiday has done is irreversible.
So, once again, you have found yourself very single and very bitter on February 14th, the day of all days.
