How was he supposed to know that asking “How many holes am I workin’ with?” might cause trouble? 

You don’t win until you walk into the clinic with something viral, bacterial, and fungal

It all began when Chad Chadley, a sophomore finance major with a douche bag minor, answered a video call from his  “roommate” Brad Bradley.

 He had just one last semester to get through without injury, and that was his last day on the force, too

I think it goes without saying that the work ethic here needs to be praised, even if the actions don’t fully align with the law

It’s no secret that Tallahassee has a reputation for producing some of the most aggressive drivers in the nation

Is increasing your chances of getting that spot in Traditions Garage by 5% worth enough to you? Because it’s going to cost eternal damnation.

For a minute there, audiences seemed so charmed (as opposed to watching our robot overlord Governor Desantis speak), you could almost forget he was an alleged pedophile.

You really got us good Mike (I’m in constant agony)