In addition to the weekly Market Wednesday festivities at FSU, the university will be holding a new event: the First Day on Earth Convention.
In an effort to make their events more “artist-friendly,” FSU’s Student Life Cinema (SLC) has announced its first-ever 26,280-Hour Film Festival
Much to the dismay of a Boris-hungry crowd of young conservatives, a cryogenic chamber unleashed the puppeteered corpse of the Iron Lady.
An up-and-coming student-led barbershop quartet is scheduled to make their Landis Green debut on Mar. 28.
“Hornets just seemed like the better option,” said John Smith, who graciously gave his testimony to The Eggplant staff. He sadly passed away later that day due to his hornet-related injuries.
If this article were to gain any traction whatsoever, I want it on record that I will turn on everyone who ever supported me immediately.
“Football is YOUR dream, Dad!” exclaimed FSU quarterback Tommy Castellanos in a recent off season interview.
Bewilderment spread on FSU’s campus this past Thursday, as an adult grizzly bear was found lost on campus at The Den.
Church bells rang, confetti flooded down from the sky, and strangers embraced in the street as world leaders announced the deadline extension of the Try Not To Kill Yourself Challenge
It can be difficult to navigate at first, but fear not! Your friends here at The Eggplant are here to help you meet the love of your life.
As the night settles, he lingers in the corner of the party. Waiting for the opportunity to strike.
In the strange post-finals void, when you spent all that time studying to get an A but now don’t know if the heartache, mental breakdowns, sweat, diarrhea, and tears, were worth it; now you get to move out!
Every person who has been on Tinder has stumbled upon a person who is just there to find a friend on an app literally made for sex.
The trauma that is Valentine’s Day is officially over now, but the damage that the holiday has done is irreversible.
So, once again, you have found yourself very single and very bitter on February 14th, the day of all days.
