I AM STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AMAZON RAIN FOREST EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKED RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD PLEASE HELP.
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After moving into a new home, resident Marie Towns was thrilled to introduce herself to her next-door neighbor. That’s when the unthinkable happened — she found he was a complete and total loser.
A new restaurant will open later this year, more than likely named some dumb combination of food-y terms like “Thyme & Wood” or “Steak & Iron,” or some shit like that.
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“All we can confirm for certain is that the victim died from a certain cause at a certain time”
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Tallahassee’s fried chicken market is on the brink of collapse, with an alarming 83 chicken restaurants currently packed in a 10-mile radius.
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With core values like “Food with Integrity” and “Yeah, Give Him the Brown Lettuce,” Chipotle established itself as a restaurant that could be depended on.
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In this dog-eat-dog world, “survival of the fittest” seems to be the unwritten law of the land.
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These beautiful, all-American candidates are begging for my unconditional love—why can’t I give it to both?”
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Goodwill is getting expensive these days, and if that means doing your loitering in a pair of skinny jeans, then so be it.
Nowadays, people love a good gimmick.
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Brand new leaks from Rockstar Games ahead of their new hotly anticipated release of “GTA VI” have revealed the real-life city that the game’s world will be taking inspiration from.
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Your friend has always been an avid reader.
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If you’re in denial about how many people are going to dress up as Barbie and Ken this Halloween season, here’s your wake-up call
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Tallahassee, much like every other greasy college town, is filled with a lot of food.
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In 1956, Mike’s Beer Barn began serving go-getter alcoholics via their drive-through and has paved the way ever since.
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It’s no surprise that when you think about love in Tallahassee, it often comes in the form of love for food and alcohol.
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Pull up, roll up, slurp up, and swallow.
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When people are single they often ask where Cupid is, but rarely does anyone stop to ask HOW Cupid is.
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It’s no secret Guthrie’s has been serving not only the countless drunk and disgruntled Tallahassee citizens, but also the pickiest eaters with 7-year-old tastebuds, the humble chicken finger and french fry box for decades.
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Bones and All is the newest Luca Guadagnino film with a 3.9 out of 5-star rating on Letterbox (yes, we reviewed it).
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