HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME I NEED HELP

HELP ME PLEASE I NEED HELP. 

I AM STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AMAZON RAIN FOREST EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKED RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD PLEASE HELP. A GIANT CENTIPEDE THING JUST CAME UP AND ATE THE PERSON I WAS HERE WITH HELP PLEASE. ANYONE. WHY DID I EVEN AGREE TO GO TO THE AMAZON, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE LIKE A FUN ADVENTURE OR SOMETHING. KIND OF LIKE THAT MOVIE Journey 2: The Mysterious Island WITH JOSH HUTCHERSON OH FUCK.

GOD I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS FATE. THIS MIGHT BE BECAUSE I DIDN’T HOLD THE DOOR FOR THIS OLD LADY ONE TIME AND SHE LOOKED AT ME FUNNY AND SAID SOMETHING SPOOKY AND SPELL LIKE SO MAYBE SHE CAST A SPELL ON ME WHERE I THOUGHT I WOULD BE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE TO A MYSTERIOUS ISLAND LIKE THE HIT MOVIE Journey 2: The Mysterious Island STARRING THE ROCK AND LUIS GUZMÁN AND ALSO VANESSA HUDGEONS, BUT IT ACTUALLY IS A TRIP TO HELL I’M SO FUCK PLEASE HELP ME I NEED HELP.

IF THIS GETS PUBLISHED ON THE EGGPLANT THAT MEANS I AM STILL STUCK ON THIS NOT FUN AND WHIMSICAL ISLAND THAT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF THAT ONE MOVIE Journey 2: The Mysterious Island BASED ON JULES VERNES NOVELS. I DON’T KNOW WHAT I AM GONNA DO ANYMORE. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE HAS LEAD UP TO. I THOUGHT MY LIFE WOULD HAVE MORE IN STORE BUT NO I AM JUST TOTALLY FUCKED.