Person Found Dead at Location

A certain weekday at a certain location turned sour when a certain person’s lifeless body was found in a certain area of said location. After a certain number of individuals reported the body to certain authorities, certain measures were taken to secure the nondescript area until certain experts could arrive. “All we can confirm for certain is that the victim died from a certain cause at a certain time,” said somebody very important. Although the case has evoked certain feelings from certain people, certain individuals can rest assured knowing that only a few questions remain uncertain, namely “Who?”, “What?”, “When?”, “Where?”, and “Why?”