New Restaurant Probably Named ‘Garden & Rosemary’ Or Some Shit Like That

A new restaurant will open later this year, more than likely named some dumb combination of food-y terms like “Thyme & Wood” or “Steak & Iron,” or some shit like that. They plan to serve “new American cuisine in an upscale social environment,” which means they’ll charge you $18 for a burger with no fries, or whatever. “We really want to shake up the restaurant business,” said their head chefs, who are two bearded millennials both named Joseph, I think. Who cares?