IF YOU’RE READING THIS, YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE NEAREST CAPTAIN D’S RIGHT NOW

YOU. YES YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW. I WISH YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO FIND OUT LIKE THIS BUT I  DON’T HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO EXPLAIN. YOU MUST GO TO THE NEAREST CAPTAIN D’S ESTABLISHMENT. IT WILL ALL MAKE SENSE WHEN YOU GET THERE.

*Captain D's, LLC. is an American fast casual restaurant chain that specializes in seafood and is headquartered in Nashville, Tennessee. The chain was founded as Mr. D's Seafood and Hamburgers by Raymond L. Danner Sr. on August 15, 1969, in Donelson, Tennessee.*

YOU JUST HAVE TO TRUST ME. THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE. MY PEOPLE WILL GET YOU SORTED OUT. THE REST IS IN YOUR HANDS. GOOD LUCK KID.