… the biggest gambling event of the year (probably), which means your odds of winning increase tenfold (definitely).
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For those poor souls who cannot eschew class due to an attendance policy or academic drive (lame), classmates’ laptop screens provide entertainment second only to getting White girl wasted in the student union. However, recent reports indicate that this beloved university pastime may be a front for something more sinister.
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It’s just a guy thing, you wouldn’t get it, right? WRONG!
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Going on a hike at 10 am on a Tuesday or sitting at a coffee shop to read feminist literature? Whatever it is, being a “creative” is definitely not a job.
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How is it that a so-called 50/50 shot at free liquor ends up not being so 50/50? It can’t just be that I never win
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It can be difficult to navigate at first, but fear not! Your friends here at The Eggplant are here to help you meet the love of your life.
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Over the weekend, liquor bottle graveyards will be shoved deep into closets, while “Tax This Dick” and “Kim Jong Un” flags will be folded and neatly put away until Monday morning
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Since the new Student Union opened up, life on FSU’s campus has improved.
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Whether you’re taking 18 credit hours this semester or studying business, burnout has already arrived for a large sum of FSU’s student body this school year despite it just beginning.
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Let's take the time now to direct our attention to FSU’s 2024 BINGO CARD.
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This shift in breakup season is raising eyebrows everywhere.
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What does every good movie need?
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If you’ve ever been up before 9 AM on a Sunday in Tallahassee, that says a lot of things about you.
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We’ve all been there
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This fairy tale experience has recently been exposed as FSU International Programs faces a class action lawsuit from its former students.
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Sick of scrolling through sad Tik Tok slideshows every night?
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Oh Eggplant, where do I even begin?
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A lot of credit is owed to the marketing geniuses behind the conglomerate of food options located at 1851.
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Ah yes, the quintessential coming-of-age moment for freshmen dorm crawlers residents -- doing laundry without mommy for the first time.
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I have many qualms with Starbucks.
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