FSU Parking Adds a New, Permanently Full Parking Garage Just to Taunt You.

Students of Florida State University were not surprised at the announcement of a new, permanently full parking garage for overnight parking. “We wanted to find a way to give students who live on campus the feeling that they might be able to find parking within 3 miles of their residence,” a university spokesperson stated through a stifled laugh.

The lot is planned to be 10 floors tall and located directly in the center of Landis Green. All floors will be available to students for overnight parking, provided they’ve purchased the now $3500 overnight Landis parking pass. If a student does manage to find a spot, they will promptly be ticketed $50 plus towing fees.

We look forward to seeing some progress on such a universal issue for students.