DJ Banned From Bajas After Only Playing Royalty Free Kevin MacLeod Beats

TALLAHASSEE, FL — On Friday, Feb. 13, 2026, security was spotted escorting a young man no older than 20 out of the Tallahassee nightclub Bajas. The man was later identified as Josh Reilly, a pledge for Phi Gamma Delta at FSU. Reports from various Bajas attendees that evening claim that Reilly was banned from the establishment after exclusively playing royalty free iMovie background music.

“I’m trying to get fuckeddddd up, I don’t want to hear ‘Sneaky Snitch’ in the club!” complained FSU student and Bajas regular Brooke Ferraro. 

According to Ferraro, Reilly’s setlist only featured Kevin MacLeod tracks, starting off strong with “Spazzmatica Polka” before subsequently devolving into smash hits such as “Fluffing a Duck,” “Cipher,” and “Carefree.” The final straw for the clubgoers was Reilly’s attempt to start a mosh pit to “Monkeys Spinning Monkeys,” which prompted security’s interference.

Reilly and the brothers of FIJI have yet to release a statement on the matter. 


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