Despite Palpatine’s Approval Rating, Sith Still Polling Well Ahead of Midterms

While a recent Gallup poll showed that Emperor Palpatine holds a measly 28% approval rating among galactic citizens, the galaxy is still largely split between Sith and Jedi allegiance. “I just don’t feel like either party has my best interests at heart,” said Ja-Roo Bleat, a blaster technician from Naboo. “Sure, the Sith are pure evil, killing and pillaging without regard for life, but the Jedi feel really out of touch with the working class.” Only time will tell how the elections will stack up, with Palpatine’s army of sycophants jockeying to keep their positions in the Senate and Jedi writing strongly-worded holomessages saying that “this is not okay.”