Success of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Inspires Bloxorz Adaptation

After The Super Mario Galaxy Movie grossed over $350 million dollars opening week, studio executives eager to replicate Galaxy’s success were quick to greenlight another hit video game adaptation: Bloxorz, The Movie. “With a rich history on the Cool Math Games website, the Flash puzzle game is ripe for a filmic adaptation,” said Aaron Sorkin, the screenwriter attached to the project. “I’m most excited by the lack of narrative, dialogue, or characters.” The studio revealed that their top directing choice is Olivia Wilde, believing that her exploration of female relationships and power dynamics is exactly what a Bloxorz movie needs. Fans of Bloxorz have already begun fan-casting the rectangular prism on social media platforms. Michael B. Jordan, Logan Lerman, and Dylan O’Brien are all frontrunners, but none have commented on any of the speculation at this time.