On May 17th, 2003, in Opelousas, Louisiana, the world said hello to Keon Coleman.
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The most popular workout spot on campus is the massive sweatbox known as the Leach (not to be confused with a leech, which the dictionary defines as “a blood-sucking aquatic or terrestrial annelid”).
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The oinkers are reporting that the culprit, 27-year-old L’eggo MyEggo, has been apprehended and is awaiting trial in Leon County Jail where she is being held without bail.
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As a top 20 public university in the nation (you're really not all that UF), Florida State faculty is filled with brilliant minds.
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The three-year wait for the Union has been deemed “totally worth it” by the whole student body upperclassmen with the opening of the bar, Proof
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We all love winning.
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Legacy Walk, we’ve all spent countless hours on it questioning why that one person has to walk so fast, but have any of us stopped to consider what exactly Legacy Walk’s Legacy is?
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Since its inception in 2004, The Tallahassee Strip has always been known as a hub of the community for students of Florida State.
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By now even everyone with a satellite dish and a FaceBook account has been made aware of the dangerous antisemitic comments made by Kanye West in the past few weeks, that follow up on a lifetime of generally shitty behavior.
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Ruby Diamond has been plagued with eerie rumors as of late.
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Tenure: the Supreme Court nomination of academia, a lifetime award of tax dollars, a trial run for giving UBI to people whose jobs don’t practically contribute to society.
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On September 3rd, 2022, before everyone decided they were newfound meteorologists, two students were reportedly crossing the three-way stop in front of Westcott Fountain when FSU’s very own President McCullough nearly ran them over!
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In an age of college admissions scandals and decisions that seem as if they are mailed out at random, FSU comes up with a revolutionary new method of accepting students.
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If you thought parking sucked before the class of 2026 arrived, then I bet you wish it was the way it used to be.
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The new student union construction, like any good (half-assed) Florida project, has gone on for far too long and with way too large of a budget.
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In 2018, construction began on Florida State University’s student union with the anticipated opening of Fall 2020. Fast forward to Summer 2022 and the building remains closed for construction.
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Greek Life formal season is in full swing, which means hundreds of girls nationwide are sucking every store dry of coolers that will be intricately painted with intimate details about their date and what he likes (beer, his frat, Wendy’s).
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Parents' weekend came and went.
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The flowers are blooming all around campus, freshmen are realizing they can’t keep saying they are going to, “switch out of pol- sci” and not actually do it, and seniors are remembering they have to take their grad photos.
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If there’s one universal truth in life, it’s that no matter what there’s always going to be a white boy in the corner for the 3.
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