wo days after learning how to play the guitar he got for his last birthday, Trey Briggs found a spot on Landis Green and started playing Wonderwall.
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Despite persistent urges from Jimbo Fisher and his teammates to get his head in the game, Jameis Winston has refused to stick to the status quo and will instead be breaking free as the lead in FSU’s spring musical.
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Tallahassee’s previously mundane nightclub LIT will be reopened this fall as “AP LIT.” Under its new management, the club is being renovated to entertain Tally’s most intelligent minority.
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NFL Super Bowl XLVIII between the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos will give FSU fans a chance to really focus on football for a change.
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TLC announced this morning the debut of their newest show “The Red Lightning District” The show will follow the life of FSU student Frankie Malgrat, otherwise known as “Red Lightning”, and his adventures in the Tallahassee night life.
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FSU freshmen have saved the lanyard business from near bankruptcy through their continual and spirited support of the fashion accessory.
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One of the most unique attributes of Florida’s state capitol building is its distinctly phallic shaping. But whether or not this was an intentional architectural decision, or an embarrassing mistake has until now been left to question.
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A local fraternity at The Florida State University has pledged chapter-wide abstinence, giving new meaning to the phrase “Hit It and Quit It.”
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Expecting a snow storm over night, FSU officials woke up this morning to find only a little bit of ice. In response school president Eric Baron said “Fuck it, we’re shutting it down anyways.”
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Last night at 11:35 pm, freshman Kimberly Ellis and her friends went to the McDonalds on Tennessee St. Inside the restaurant there was a large man wearing a black sweat shirt and sweatpants, Kimberly believes this man to have been FSU quarterback and Heisman trophy winner Jameis Winston.
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“Baby, I love you!” We’ve all heard these words as we’re swiped into Suwannee dining hall with a hug and a smile. Mrs. Eva Killings is one of the most beloved and well known people at FSU.
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A recent poll of 1,000 undergraduate students revealed that the 5th floor of Strozier library is the best place to masturbate on all of the FSU campus.
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Following the success of its “Smoke Free Campus” legislation, FSU officials announce their intentions towards a completely “Cuss Free” campus by spring semester 2015.
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