Red Lightning to Star in TLC Reality Show
TLC announced this morning the debut of their newest show “The Red Lightning District” The show will follow the life of FSU student Frankie Malgrat, otherwise known as “Red Lightning”, and his adventures in the Tallahassee night life. The show is sure to be filled with plenty of drama and sexual tension.
:”We could not be happier to have Red Lightning join the TLC family along side such distinguished members as Cake Boss and so many little people that I get them mixed up some times” said TLC executive Craig Michaelson.
FSU president Eric Baron responded to the news by saying “It is great to finally see Red Lightning get the recognition he deserves because there is no one doing more important work in this university than him. I would take one Red Lightning over 100 Nobel prize professors.”