In an extremely unusual example of a pretentious economics major justifying his absence of human decency with free market theory, junior Adam Raymond refused to pay for his date’s meal because of his belief that “there’s no such thing as a free lunch!”
Read MoreAfter an hour of finding the perfect balance between pregaming like there’s no fucking tomorrow and respecting Degraff’s quiet hours, freshmen Alyssa Sutton, Mike Vasquez, Liz Towe and Ben McClendon were ready for a night to wait in line for Coli longer than actually being inside Coli.
Read More“This is our love, it’s beautiful and resilient. Anyone who doesn’t like it is formally invited to mind their own business."
Read MoreFreshman Laura Gallagher was recently #shook when she ran into old members of her orientation group in the line at Chick-fil-A.
Read MoreA Tuesday afternoon Spanish class led sophomore Julie Chen to one of the most important decisions of her life, second only to the Chipotle vs. Moe’s debate.
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Freshman Durg Malloy just wanted to learn. When he woke up at 7:00 AM on Wednesday to get ready for Baby Bio, he was excited to learn what high school freshman across the state were also learning.
Read MoreFour years ago, senior Communications major Nasir Khan had a different idea of what his final year at FSU would look like.
Read MoreFreshman Becca Rams knew that she and her roommate, Sarah Rodriguez, would be a perfect match.
Read MoreA local friend group, usually seen searching for Pokemon on Landis, has decided to move forward with their plan to gradually phase out their friend, Margaret Romano, who constantly asks if they want to play board games.
Read MoreFall semester is in full swing and another phenomenal class of Florida State University interior design moguls are ready to Flex™.
Read MoreMelody Ramirez’s heart skipped a beat early Wednesday afternoon when Dalton Stevens, a guy she had a one night stand with, politely nodded at her when they made eye contact in the Union. While this drunken tryst of undetermined length (sources report that Melody considered it “kinda short” while Dalton reportedly “broke a new personal record”) happened months earlier, Ramirez is holding out hope . . .
Read MoreLate Monday night, four students were stabbed after staying in a Strozier study room three minutes past when their reservation ended. The altercation began as a simple passive aggressive knock and smile when the clock struck ten but escalated quickly into a knife fight outside of 107F . . .
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