I, Jordan B, peek out from my living room and see that you’re still standing there.

As the night settles, he lingers in the corner of the party. Waiting for the opportunity to strike.

In the strange post-finals void, when you spent all that time studying to get an A but now don’t know if the heartache, mental breakdowns, sweat, diarrhea, and tears, were worth it; now you get to move out!

Every person who has been on Tinder has stumbled upon a person who is just there to find a friend on an app literally made for sex.

The trauma that is Valentine’s Day is officially over now, but the damage that the holiday has done is irreversible.

So, once again, you have found yourself very single and very bitter on February 14th, the day of all days.

Jackbox Games have long stood as the king of party games.

New year new everything!

Here at The Eggplant, we understand the hassles of having a busy schedule.

The line of duty demands the biggest sacrifices from our veterans. The drip, it seems, is one of the biggest victims of active service.

It’s January 10th on Landis Green, the air is exactly 70 degrees Fahrenheit and the sun is partially shrouded by a scattered collage of clouds.