As the night settles, he lingers in the corner of the party. Waiting for the opportunity to strike.
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In the strange post-finals void, when you spent all that time studying to get an A but now don’t know if the heartache, mental breakdowns, sweat, diarrhea, and tears, were worth it; now you get to move out!
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Every person who has been on Tinder has stumbled upon a person who is just there to find a friend on an app literally made for sex.
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The trauma that is Valentine’s Day is officially over now, but the damage that the holiday has done is irreversible.
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So, once again, you have found yourself very single and very bitter on February 14th, the day of all days.
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Jackbox Games have long stood as the king of party games.
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New year new everything!
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Here at The Eggplant, we understand the hassles of having a busy schedule.
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The line of duty demands the biggest sacrifices from our veterans. The drip, it seems, is one of the biggest victims of active service.
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It’s January 10th on Landis Green, the air is exactly 70 degrees Fahrenheit and the sun is partially shrouded by a scattered collage of clouds.
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While going home over winter break mainly consists of sulking in one’s childhood bedroom while listening to a Phoebe Bridgers song that actually isn’t that relatable, many find it inspires much thought about post-grad living.
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Students across FSU’s campus reported a longing for nostalgia as the weather dropped for Thanksgiving break.
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We all know Halloween is the true holiday of romance.
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Students have long dealt with the terror of the $0.25 Strozier fee for their crispy B&W sheets.
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We’ve all been there. Laying in bed after a long thirsty Thursday, Gatorade by your bedside table (taking tiny sips), deep breathing, and praying that the pain will go away soon.
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No other establishment on campus holds as much history and hungover freshman as the beloved Sweet Shop.
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You bought a bag of party size Doritos. You created the most heinous punch that couldn’t be kept down by even the strongest of stomachs. You did everything you could to throw the craziest Halloween party ever.
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In the age of social media, it can be difficult to watch the man you love and who only kinda likes you back liking other girls’ scantily clad Instagram photos.
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In the eternal human quest to find out what it all means, some people turn to the stars or religion to explain why the world works the way it does.
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“What’s that smell?”
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