Is increasing your chances of getting that spot in Traditions Garage by 5% worth enough to you? Because it’s going to cost eternal damnation.
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For a minute there, audiences seemed so charmed (as opposed to watching our robot overlord Governor Desantis speak), you could almost forget he was an alleged pedophile.
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You really got us good Mike (I’m in constant agony)
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Barney Bagpipe woke up in a cold sweat one night when they realized FSU had no male soccer team.
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A time when stories of pouring beers turn into reading books and rolling blunts evolve to rolling to class on your razor scooter.
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With the wild success of their Sips Club - the charged lemonades specifically, the Student Union Panera Bread location recently rolled out their latest drink: the Ultra, Super-Duper Charged Lemonade.
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It’s no secret that Tallahassee smells like shit.
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Every year, millions of UK “football” fans tune in to watch their favorite premier league teams face off against one another.
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On May 17th, 2003, in Opelousas, Louisiana, the world said hello to Keon Coleman.
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The most popular workout spot on campus is the massive sweatbox known as the Leach (not to be confused with a leech, which the dictionary defines as “a blood-sucking aquatic or terrestrial annelid”).
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The oinkers are reporting that the culprit, 27-year-old L’eggo MyEggo, has been apprehended and is awaiting trial in Leon County Jail where she is being held without bail.
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As a top 20 public university in the nation (you're really not all that UF), Florida State faculty is filled with brilliant minds.
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The three-year wait for the Union has been deemed “totally worth it” by the whole student body upperclassmen with the opening of the bar, Proof
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We all love winning.
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Legacy Walk, we’ve all spent countless hours on it questioning why that one person has to walk so fast, but have any of us stopped to consider what exactly Legacy Walk’s Legacy is?
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Since its inception in 2004, The Tallahassee Strip has always been known as a hub of the community for students of Florida State.
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By now even everyone with a satellite dish and a FaceBook account has been made aware of the dangerous antisemitic comments made by Kanye West in the past few weeks, that follow up on a lifetime of generally shitty behavior.
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Ruby Diamond has been plagued with eerie rumors as of late.
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Tenure: the Supreme Court nomination of academia, a lifetime award of tax dollars, a trial run for giving UBI to people whose jobs don’t practically contribute to society.
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