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Feather Falls on Tallahassee Power Plant, Knocking Out Electricity for Miles
Feather Falls on Tallahassee Power Plant, Knocking Out Electricity for Miles

Since the start of the fall semester, residents of Tallahassee have dealt with severe damage to electricity lines thanks to multiple storms, a car crashing into an electric pole and their roommate Greg not paying his share of the utilities.

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The Eggplant FSUOctober 24, 2016
Entire All Saints Area to Be Demolished to Make Room for Multi-Story Hobby Lobby Complex
Entire All Saints Area to Be Demolished to Make Room for Multi-Story Hobby Lobby Complex

Following last Friday’s All Saints parking area closure, local businesses were told to scram as the whole fucking area is now going to be demolished.

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The Eggplant FSUOctober 13, 2016
Student Hits Jackpot, Moves to 420 High Road
Student Hits Jackpot, Moves to 420 High Road

Pot smokers and ironic jokers alike rejoiced last week as one student finally became the back end of the cannabis-based punchline they’ve all been waiting for since the 7th grade, a mere three years before any of them actually touched marijuana.

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The Eggplant FSUSeptember 30, 2016
Chase Foiled Again! Zoë’s Kitchen NOT Zoey’s Kitchen
Chase Foiled Again! Zoë’s Kitchen NOT Zoey’s Kitchen

Chase Matthews never thought he would become the seasoned traveler that he did when leaving Pacific Coast Academy. 

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The Eggplant FSUSeptember 29, 2016
ParentWeen Weekend Recap--Amber Definitely Made Out with Your Dad at the Strip
ParentWeen Weekend Recap--Amber Definitely Made Out with Your Dad at the Strip

Finishing up perhaps the largest clusterfuck of weekend activities, many Florida State students are treating today as a metaphorical crossing of the finish line to mark their successful completion of Parents’/Halloween Weekend. 

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The Eggplant FSUJuly 17, 2016
Couple Almost Makes It Through One Fucking Night Without Fucking Screaming at Each Other
Couple Almost Makes It Through One Fucking Night Without Fucking Screaming at Each Other

Coming off the heels of an exceedingly average Valentine's Day, local couple Ted Stroll and Liz Teyger nearly accomplished a feat that had yet to occur since the first week of their relationship. 

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The Eggplant FSUJuly 17, 2016
5 Awesome Things To Do in Tallahassee This Weekend (Unless You Have Social Anxiety!)
5 Awesome Things To Do in Tallahassee This Weekend (Unless You Have Social Anxiety!)

Happy Hour at Pot’s - Potbelly’s is known for its warm wooden deck facing out to College Avenue. 

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The Eggplant FSUJuly 17, 2016
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