Ron DeSantis was photographed by the Daily Mail walking his dogs this week while donning a latex bodysuit.

Mr. Roboto Tokyo Grill, best known for giving college kids food comas and the second-best time of their weekend, has four locations in the Tallahassee area alone.

Every year, flocks of drunken and overly excited college students all race to see who can go to New Orleans the most.

Here it is, another article reminding you that the day of love is fast approaching with a vengeance, and you can’t escape it no matter how hard you scroll through your feed.

Kodak Black, famous for assaulting a teenage girl in 2016, will be making his triumphant return to Tallahassee after not one, but two near-death experiences in April of 2021.

We all probably knew Tallahassee wasn’t going to make it on Travel.com’s “Top Ten Prettiest Capitals that Don’t Deserve to be Capitals,” but it’s far from an ugly place.

The North Florida Fair came and went, as did many girls’ fantasies of finally encapsulating that “Zendaya energy.”

The jungles of FSU dating are vast: finance bros that called pregnancy scares failed investments to indie gaslighters who listen to Fleetwood Mac during intercourse to fulfill their unresolved mommy kinks.

With Florida’s recent vaccine eligibility opening for many residents, the question still remains why the state continued to not acknowledge the many essential workers still awaiting vaccination.

Many are getting to the point in the semester where hearts begin to race, blood pressure begins to rise, and anxiety is completely unavoidable, even when all of your work is finished.

You think you know your city pretty well until you google “Things to do in Tallahassee” and twenty museums within a ten-mile radius pop up on TripAdvisor.

Well, it’s March again.

We all picked up new tips and tricks over quarantine.

With the anniversary of normalcy coming to an abrupt and unfortunate end-clawing closer, we remember the restaurants that did not stand the test of the pandemic.