The holiday season is in full swing, and that means that your qualified Astrological Defense Force at The Eggplant FSU is ready to offer some cosmic wisdom as you knock the year out.
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Everyone knows a person that will live, breath and die by the stance that “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie and should be respected as such.
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With exam season upon us, everything is quite literally going to shit.
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Every year a new guy will find a way to sneak his dirty little claws into an unsuspecting girlie’s heart.
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Just as you were getting settled into your aunt’s guest bedroom this past week for Thanksgiving break, there was a knock at the door.
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Ever since Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog renewed their vows and their cooking show, the holiday season has hit just a little harder.
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What’s better than this? Just a bunch of guys hanging out!
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As social media has proliferated over the last decade, one platform has specifically attracted the attention of business majors, frat guys and gunners alike: LinkedIn.
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Just like five-year-olds, freshmen are unpredictable - trusting them alone with anything more dangerous than safety scissors is a public hazard.
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The fall semester is finally nearing her ugly end. For seniors, this means getting that much closer to being dumped on their lil’ butts into the “real world” with nothing but a piece of paper and crippling student debt at their sides.
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The average temperature has slowly dropped to what the rest of the country calls “fall,” and students are nearing the end of the 15-week hell that is the semester.
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Many titles are being thrown around liberally nowadays. It seems like anyone that drives longer than six hours home suddenly becomes more versed in travel than their buddy who backpacked Europe.
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The moment won’t stop replaying. Your cheerful passing of the soup ladle to the party-goer next to you seemed like a perfectly charitable move, right?
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Everyone seems to be doing it. Your parents sent you an emoji-riddled text saying they downloaded it. Your little cousin has almost a million views. Even with its popularity, you have a hard time seeing why so many people use Tik Tok.
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There’s nothing quite like a Thursday night in Tallahassee when the sun goes down at 4:57 p.m. and the cans of Naturdays come out.
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Just in time to inspire our New Year’s Resolutions (yes, it is November now, if you haven’t noticed), many among us have encountered the dreaded tragedy of a roommate going on a health kick.
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Angry Orchard is the preferred poison of fall bitches and autumn e-boys everywhere.
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The dorms at Florida State University have been heralded as “residence halls” that “contain two twin extra long mattresses.”
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It’s cool weather time, and there’s no better way to enjoy how lovely it is outside than throwing on a thick sweater, cradling a pumpkin and drinking a $6 oat milk latte because it just feels right.
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