Nudist Club Finally Gets Up the Balls to Have an Orgy

After a summer of keeping it in their pants, FSU’s nudist club “Naturally FSU” has decided to start off their activities this semester with a literal bang. The club announced this afternoon that on the eve of October’s first full moon they’ll be having the ride of their life: an all-inclusive orgy. “Nudity has really risen in relevance this year,” said Naturally FSU President Gemma Cunnalinga as she French-braided her roommate’s pubic hair. “Everybody who’s anybody is having his or her nudes leaked and there’s literally a show on VH1 called ‘Naked Dating’ that has denied my application not once, but four times.

Orgy participants must bring with them their FSU ID, proof of a recent negative STD test, and an annotated copy of 50 Shades of Grey for the spooning train/book club that will take place after the final orgasm.

“Yeah, I’m very interested in Naturally FSU’s orgy,” remarked freshman and non-Chat Roulette virgin Clint Butkis. “I’ve been told I have massive genitals, but I suppose the camera adds 10 pounds so I’ll let the real life ladies be the judge of that.”

Butkis isn’t the only one planning on communally copulating this semester; in fact, student interest in Naturally FSU has reached an astounding climax that hasn’t been seen since Deborah ‘Double D’ Domingus graduated in 2012. “I’m just so happy students have taken such an interest in the cathartic experience of naturalism!” exclaimed President Cunnalinga, “that or college students are just horny. Either way this orgy is gonna be nuts.”