OP-ED: If This Tropical Storm Doesn’t Cancel Class, I’m Gonna Do Something Real Real Bad!

That’s right! You heard it here first folks! If this crazy tropical storm Isaias doesn’t get class canceled, I’m gonna do something real bad! Nothing like violent or hurtful towards anybody or anything like that, but just real dang bad! Just straight wicked and rotten to the core! Something so bad it will go down in Tallahassee and Florida State history! I do want to clarify though, it is not anything that will harm people physically, but it will still be absolutely diabolical! Nobody is ready for how evil and bad it will be. Consider your socks knocked off! So please cancel class, Mr. FSU.

Love,

 An Eggplant staff writer who is willing to do something pretty darn bad, messed up and also crazy!