We Found the MTV’s ‘Next’ Profiles of All 12 Members of the Florida House With A+ Ratings From the NRA

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Last week, 71 members of the Florida House of Representatives voted against merely hearing House Bill 219, which would ban AR-15s among other assault weapons and large-capacity magazines. This presumably spoiled any potential for gun reform this legislative session and exposed all 71 Republicans as selfish, spineless and grossly undateable. This week, our very own Deep Throat (Peep Coat, as we refer to them) leaked the “Next” profiles of the 12 representatives with A+ ratings from the NRA. We suggest you scream “NEXT!” in their face before they even step all the way off the big red Next bus, but not before you call their office at the number listed on their profile and demand gun reform before the legislative session ends on March 9th.

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Not sure which Representative Chucklefuck you should chew out for senselessly endangering children? Use this website to hit them up. Or, if you’re one of the lucky, occasional stoners who doesn’t have Friday classes because the thought of sitting through more than four days of chasing after the attendance sheet makes you want to pull your hair out, join protesters at the Capitol on Friday morning to demand gun reform. And remember to take pictures, so you remember to vote these asshats out of office this November at a polling station near you!