Guy Who Ends All Sentences as Questions Has Had Enough?

Interviewer: Thanks so much for taking the time to sit down with us today.

Guy: It’s not a problem?

Interviewer: No, not at all. So tell me, what’s a typical day in your life look like?

Guy: Well, I start the day like anyone else? I brush my teeth, take a shower, and try to eat a quick breakfast now and then?

Interviewer: And then…

Guy: I go to work?

Interviewer: Oh, you have to go already?

Guy: No? I feel like you’re not understanding me?

Interviewer: Sorry, I’m just trying to answer correctly.

Guy: You don’t have to answer anything? I’m the one being interviewed?

Interviewer: Right, of course… Let’s talk about your hobbies.

Guy: Recently, I’ve been running 5k’s with my mother?

Interviewer: You’re not sure if it’s your mother or not?

Guy: Okay, screw this? I’m seriously tired of everyone pointing out the way I talk? We all have our own things that make us different? You don’t see me commenting on your buck teeth?

Interviewer: I haven’t. Have you been this whole time?

Guy: Fuck off?