‘What’s Adam Levine Up To These Days?’ Asks Nation’s Moms

NEBRASKA – America’s suburban mothers rattled the journalistic world on Sunday. After hearing “This Love” on Sirius XM, countless moms were reminded of Maroon 5’s frontman and realized he hadn’t crossed their mind in a while. “Is he still a judge on The Voice?” asked Carol White, a concerned mother and two-time Best Lincoln County Blackberry Cobbler winner. “I hope he’s alright. Your father and I got busy to ‘Harder to Breathe’, you know.” The Eggplant immediately asked her to refrain from further details.