Nicole Kidman Kiss Pete Davidson in Shocking New Twist

After nearly two decades and two children together, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have called it quits. Kidman was strolling down the street post-separation when she had a run-in with co-owner of the Staten Island Ferry, Pete Davidson. 

The freshly untattooed young man appeared to sweep Kidman off her feet, as they shared a touching, passionate kiss on the corner of 7th Ave and 14th Street in Manhattan. Bystanders reportedly saw Davidson running on all fours with his nose in the air, appearing to smell out Kidman’s location. “I have a sense for these things,” Davidson said. “When there’s trouble in any beautiful celebrity’s lovelife, the air shifts. I can smell it. When I caught wind of that new AMC ad, I knew something had gone horribly awry with Nicole and Keith.”

A source close to the publication met up with Davidson following his appointment with New York’s hottest wedding planner to discuss what the future of the relationship looks like. “It’s unclear, you know? We’re taking it slow. I love her. I really do. ”

Since speaking with Davidson, the lovebirds have announced their engagement and turned off comments on all social media platforms.