Man Lost in Desert Learns Distant Body of Water Actually Just More Sand

SAHARA DESERT- As he walked aimlessly through the vast expanse of the Sahara, Michael Smith found himself tired and dehydrated, looking for any way to quench his thirst. He was overjoyed to learn that his prayers were answered! Or so he thought; “Well, I thought there was a lake or some body of water way out there, which wouldn’t make sense because it’s a desert. So I made my way over there and it was a bunch of sand, so that sucked.” Smith was disappointed to learn, following his interview with The Eggplant, that we had also not brought him any water. “I mean some form of hydration would’ve been nice, I feel like y’all should've considered that.” sighed Michael. Maybe YOU should’ve considered bringing some water, Mike. Michael has continued his venture in search of something other than sand.