Underneath the pink porcelain tiles of W Park Ave’s HAUSes lurks a dark and cold river that surfaced Friday afternoon.
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The only people who love FSU more than obnoxiously peppy Orientation Leaders chanting at 5 a.m. on a Tuesday are the parents who want to relive “the good ol’ days.”
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Your Monday class got canceled and you couldn’t be happier. Lacking any social life to call your own, you call your parents and tell them you’ll be coming home this weekend. Almost immediately, they bring up the prospect of going to visit your grandpa.
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With the semester in full swing and students showing up to their classes with their syllabus week enthusiasm thoroughly eroded, professors everywhere are growing more and more visibly desperate in their attempts to make their lectures appealing.
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FSU is home to a variety of organizations looking to make our campus society a little better one small step at a time.
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Have your weekend plans taken a turn for the worst as the “chill wine night” pitched earlier changed to a bar-crawl that will eventually just be a bar-hobble?
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It’s only the second week of classes and coincidentally everything about college has suddenly become actually difficult.
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Picture this. You’re late on your way to your 9:30 lecture, iced caramel macchiato in hand.
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With the destruction of the Union came many-a-lost on-campus activity, but one student-run organization has come to the rescue, saving those wandering freshmen looking to impress their friends from high school visiting for the weekend.
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Ever since Oglesby Union was reduced to a slow-moving heap of brick-paved hell, FSU hasn’t been the same.
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After a fiery season of football or whatever boomers are calling it nowadays, FSU’s team finally got their sh*t together and won the last two games they needed to make a bowl game.
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It is common knowledge that the only half-decent place in Nole Nation is Einstein Bagels. The only downside is that this is common knowledge.
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Scientists from all over have begun to investigate what they call the “Suwannee Room Effect” which has caused countless students to swipe their FSUIDs and fill their little plates to critical capacity.
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In light of the recent FSU football-Apprentice crossover episode (read: you’re fired), the new student union has been delayed yet again as an oval ball of leather has been prioritized over student organizations that further the development of a top twenty university—not to mention a functional Einstein Bros.
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Well, it happened. One of the biggest weeks of the year for people who wished they could have gone to prom a fifth time in high school came around at last: Homecoming.
Much like everything else on campus, new buildings at FSU are seldom built on time. Let’s face it - by the time the “new” Earth, Ocean, and Atmospheric Science building has a grand opening, Salley will already be a big ol’ pile of rubble.
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Homecoming is a special time at FSU - the frats are always suspended, the football team is always bad, SGA members act like they work at the fucking Pentagon while protecting the identity of the PowWow performer and students across campus secretly ask themselves why this whole thing even exists.
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Everyone has seen that student who sleeps through lectures several times a week, yet still comes out with a high “A” like “it wasn’t that hard or anything.”
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Homecoming has arrived, and while all three people organizing FSU’s Homecoming performance were scrambling to find enough foldable chairs for the event, the FSU Sailing Club was sinking into some hard truths.
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Whether it’s the fire lane of Traditions Garage or some strange backlot behind one friend’s freshman year roommate’s sorority house, parking is hard.
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