It’s about that time, folks! Thanks to all the oblivious ding-dongs that actually fall for those fake account expiration emails, FSU’s newly implemented mandatory password reset has plagued our student accounts once again. After weeks of ignoring the notification in hopes that it will forget about you, much like you do to your step-dad at Thanksgiving, the window to change your password to avoid having to sit on hold with the IT help desk for 45 minutes is closing rapidly. Because coming up with a new password is especially hard for those of you who have used the same combination of your deceased pet and a variation of your birthday since you signed up for an AIM account, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to provide you a list of suggested passwords that will suffice for the next four months, until you have to change it again eight hours before you graduate.
ADDENDUM: The following passwords are pending copyright. Any and all use of these suggested passwords gives The Eggplant FSU the exclusive right to hack into your personal account and publish your freshman year ID photo on our website.