Who Said It: Missy Elliott or Your Fifth Grade Homeroom Teacher?


Can YOU differentiate between the classic lyrics of Missy Elliott and your old teacher? Track your answers and then see our key below to find out how big of a fan you are!  Quotations:

  1. Turn to page 74 in your vocabulary books!
  2. No, Sarah, “and” is actually a conjunction, not a preposition. Good try though! 
  3. Alright class, have a nice day!
  4. Oh Derek, Derek McCormack, if you could stay behind for a moment please?
  5. Could you give this note to your mother tonight? I would really appreciate it.
  6. Mrs. McCormack! How have you been? How is work at the accounting firm?
  7. We need to seriously discuss Derek’s performance in class.
  8. Frankly Cheryl, try as he might, Derek just can’t quite seem to grasp what we’re talking about.
  9. I know that he does answer all of his homework questions, he just doesn’t answer any correctly.
  10. Honestly, I’ve been confident for a while now that your son has some sort of severe learning disability
  11. Mrs. McCormack.. Are you ok? Is everything ok at home?
  12. I am very scared of wasps. My cousin got stung in the eye once.
  13. Oh god. My god, Cheryl. You need to tell someone. You need to tell someone right away.
  14. We have programs here at school that can help with that sort of thing.
  15. Cheryl I had no idea. Derek’s grades can be fixed, but don’t worry about that now. We’ll work on that once this gets resolved.
  16. I’d like to get to know ya so I could show ya, put the pussy on ya like I told ya.


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  12. Missy Elliott, look it up.
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  16. Trick question! Both!