5 Things to Do Now That Woke is Back

WOKE IS BACK! The Eggplant staff has polled some of its most wokest staff to collect the 5 best things to do now that woke is back:

1. Watch the 2016 Ghostbusters remake.

A pillar of modern American cinema and feminism. 

2. Getting into Björk

She’s that one lady who's really into climate change I think.

3. Purchase an abortion at your local abortion store!

Now that we have a Democratic Socialist as Mayor of New York, that means that abortion will now be legal across the entire United States! It might even be BOGO!

4. Enter your children into RuPaul’s Drag Race, whether they want to or not!

It’ll be really funny, guys, trust. RuPaul is awesome. 

5. Get your gluten-free, oatmilk, white guilt, communist, protein cold foam, lead-infused, pronoun, Obama, pumpkin spice, decaf, frappe, gay, they/them iced latte.

It just sounds really yummy right now to be honest.