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New Wall Street Offices To Be Set up in ASLC Gaming Center
New Wall Street Offices To Be Set up in ASLC Gaming Center

The streets of Tallahassee have been relatively desolate the past couple of weeks.

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The Eggplant FSUFebruary 4, 2021
CDU To Organize Coronavirus Vaccine Distribution via Grab and Go Event
CDU To Organize Coronavirus Vaccine Distribution via Grab and Go Event

Amidst the recent development and distribution of the coronavirus vaccine, FSU students have been in contact with local health departments and the university to find out when and where they can receive their vaccination.

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The Eggplant FSUJanuary 29, 2021
FSU School of Theatre Presents "PURG: The Musical"
FSU School of Theatre Presents "PURG: The Musical"

“Purgatory: The Musical” is a tantalizing, next-to-real-life look into the party culture of FSU.

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The Eggplant FSUJanuary 26, 2021
FSU Math Fraternity Accused of Hazing
FSU Math Fraternity Accused of Hazing

Florida State is full of sororities and fraternities; in fact, greek life was ranked the #1 reason to attend by students who were on academic probation in high school.

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The Eggplant FSUJanuary 22, 2021
Amplify Party Rebrand: Same Dumb Shit, New Sexy Name
Amplify Party Rebrand: Same Dumb Shit, New Sexy Name

Following the absolute abomination that was Jack Denton’s removal as SGA Senate President (and subsequent reinstatement), the Amplify Party was, of course, looking for ways to cover their tracks.

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The Eggplant FSUJanuary 12, 2021
Strozier Statue Reportedly Vanishing and Reappearing Overnight: Campus Terrified
Strozier Statue Reportedly Vanishing and Reappearing Overnight: Campus Terrified

Students and staff alike at Florida State University are shaken and quite frankly deeply disturbed.

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The Eggplant FSUJanuary 7, 2021
FSU Football Releases Statement Begging Public to "Stop Being So Mean"
FSU Football Releases Statement Begging Public to "Stop Being So Mean"

It has been one absolute travesty after another with the Seminoles this season.

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The Eggplant FSUDecember 4, 2020
5 Reasons Why FSU Football Is In Her Flop Era
5 Reasons Why FSU Football Is In Her Flop Era

In recent but unsurprising news, nearly every scheduled football game at Florida State University has been postponed or canceled under ominous circumstances.

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The Eggplant FSUDecember 1, 2020
President Thrasher’s 350k Bonus To Be Spent on Facelift From Dr. Miami
President Thrasher’s 350k Bonus To Be Spent on Facelift From Dr. Miami

It was announced on Friday that FSU’s Board of Trustees has voted in favor of giving President John Thrasher a $350,000 bonus for the 2018-2019 school year.

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The Eggplant FSUNovember 24, 2020
Canvas Two-Factor Verification To Accept Your Old Poptropica Password
Canvas Two-Factor Verification To Accept Your Old Poptropica Password

As if any FSU students needed additional stressors to accessing Canvas beyond the prospect of seeing their grades, FSU has introduced two-factor verification.

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The Eggplant FSUNovember 19, 2020
Norvell Ecstatic That Biden Win Distracted Seminole Boosters From Blowout Loss to Pitts
Norvell Ecstatic That Biden Win Distracted Seminole Boosters From Blowout Loss to Pitts

For the first time in seven years, and the second time as ACC opponents, Florida State faced off with the University of Pittsburgh.

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The Eggplant FSUNovember 9, 2020
A Look Into UCC Counselor Training
A Look Into UCC Counselor Training

Before starting any job, employees must be trained.

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The Eggplant FSUNovember 6, 2020
WVFS To Host Jack Denton’s New Radio Show, “Crybaby Court”
WVFS To Host Jack Denton’s New Radio Show, “Crybaby Court”

In a shocking turn of events for absolutely no one, FSU’s SGA Senate President Jack Denton has taken yet another step in avoiding any possible consequences for his actions by moving to the FSU Supreme Court to argue for his reinstatement.

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The Eggplant FSUNovember 2, 2020
FSU Homecoming Announces Charli D’Amelio as Warchant Headliner
FSU Homecoming Announces Charli D’Amelio as Warchant Headliner

There are very few things that are keeping students afloat at this point in the semester.

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The Eggplant FSUOctober 30, 2020
CDU Organizes Sustainably Sourced Jewelry-Making Event After Public Melting of Bobby Bowden Statue
CDU Organizes Sustainably Sourced Jewelry-Making Event After Public Melting of Bobby Bowden Statue

Another day, another glorious event put on by everyone’s favorite Doc Martens-wearing student organization, Club Downunder.

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The Eggplant FSUOctober 28, 2020
Flying High Circus Halloween Show Cancelled Due To Hazmat Suit Complications
Flying High Circus Halloween Show Cancelled Due To Hazmat Suit Complications

One of Florida State’s most coveted Talloween activities for those that are either still freshmen or have parents who peaked at FSU visiting is the Flying High Circus’ Annual Halloween Show Series.

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The Eggplant FSUOctober 22, 2020
FSU Football Not Really Sure How They Did That Either
FSU Football Not Really Sure How They Did That Either

Upon first hearing that our football team won, a lot of fans were rightfully confused.

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The Eggplant FSUOctober 19, 2020
Westcott Fountain Begs Birthday Jumpers To Please Take a Shower First
Westcott Fountain Begs Birthday Jumpers To Please Take a Shower First

Well, folks, it’s Libra season. Even if you aren’t a coven-bound astrologist, we all know what that means.

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The Eggplant FSUOctober 16, 2020
Breaking: Jack Denton Offered Thrasher’s Job in Case Settlement Because Judge “Feels Bad for Him”
Breaking: Jack Denton Offered Thrasher’s Job in Case Settlement Because Judge “Feels Bad for Him”

FSU continues to surprise students with their recent announcements and rulings these past few weeks.

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The Eggplant FSUOctober 14, 2020
FSU Begs Students to “Cancel” Talloween This Year
FSU Begs Students to “Cancel” Talloween This Year

If you are someone who regularly reads the news in Tallahassee, you might have noticed how FSU seems to be flying by the seat of their large clown pants.

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The Eggplant FSUOctober 9, 2020
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