Now that another week of quarantine has rolled by and turned into finals, the feeling of what could have been is weighing heavily on FSU seniors.
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A tragic month has passed since anyone wearing Doc Martens has stepped foot in the Wilbury.
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Today has to be the best day to celebrate one of the “highest” holy days of the year.
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What some believed at first to be nothing more than a brief Hurrication 2.0 has turned into an everlasting nightmare that has made students actually miss being at school.
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Ever since Florida State switched to online classes, students have been doing their work from the comfort of their unmade childhood twin bed.
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Florida State University researchers recently discovered that the vaccine needed to cure the Coronavirus has been found in the hazardous fluid that flows out of the Suwannee dining hall dumpster.
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In an attempt to find some sort of normalcy and keep up with tradition, an unorthodox method of hosting one of the most anticipated spring events - President’s Ice Cream Social - has been brought to the forefront of student affairs coordinators.
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In this booming digital age, lighting and visual impact has more meaning now than ever, as our entire social sphere is forced to see us through a webcam.
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Now that the world as we know it is on Zoom, the only place where that one guy in your class can try to convince you that he’s really taking this meeting in the Millennium Falcon, it’s getting harder and harder for people to blame their tardiness on a late bus or lack of parking.
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Everyone has had at least one professor who makes it clear from day one that technological errors do not count as an excuse for not turning in an assignment.
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As many students are rejoicing over the fact that they can now take classes pass/fail without repercussions, others are mourning their social lives and personal privacy.
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In this scary, confusing time it’s difficult to find any form of solace.
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With the recession rolling in and FSU’s inability to allocate money ethically standing still, one horny business major has taken note of John Thrasher’s email chain.
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The first day of class for professors is always hard for many reasons.
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As COVID-19 rips through the world, people have had to figure out ways to entertain themselves and keep morale high.
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The Westcott Fountain has collected over 100 years of 21 year-old ambition as well as older, darker magicks that lurk in the bikini zones of newly legal partiers.
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Every classroom has a delicate system of power. There are the mighty professors on top, the power-hungry TAs beneath them, and the plebeian students at the very bottom scrounging for any morsel of attention from the teachers.
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It was a hot September day in the fall of 2016, and the semester was looking bright. FSU football was only a local failure instead of a national embarrassment, Donald Trump was still a joke, and no one had discovered the WII bomb in College Town. The semester was shaken, however, when FSU white boys were attacked like never before.
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You barely made it to your Tuesday 9:30 A.M. class. Now, three hours later, you are struggling to keep your head up while listening to your teacher talk about the history of the printing press and how it relates to the renaissance or something like that.
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What awaited you couldn’t have been prepared for - a personal invitation to join him at tonight’s screening of “Joker” at the SLC.
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